sick joke du jour

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Subject: FW: Dear Matt Lucas,








Dear Matt Lucas,

I am sorry to hear about the death of your ex. I find you very attractive and you remind me of my ex who sadly has also passed away.

If you want to hook up, give me a call.

Yours sincerely,

Jack Tweed

 

[CHAPPERS]

That's not even nearly funny.

 

[Munkfish]

Thats absoulte Turd, theres a joke in there somwere, but thats not it. go back to abusing simster, much more entertaining.

 

[The Spanish]

just read about him in the paper in the kebab shop. no joke is sicker than that fucker was anyway.

 

[Simster]

Can I just add a mildly offensive joke here. It's funnier than bushy's crap effort.


Linford Christie goes into a golf club and asks if they won't mind him playing a round.
"I'm sorry sir, I'm afraid we don't allow blacks to play on this course. There's a club just ten minutes down the road who might be able to help"

"What! Do you know who I am? I'm LINFORD CHRISTIE for fucks sake!"

"Well that changes things... it's actually only three minutes down the road; now f*** off"

 

[Perry Milkins]

Can I just add a mildly offensive joke here. It's funnier than bushy's crap effort.


Linford Christie goes into a golf club and asks if they won't mind him playing a round.
"I'm sorry sir, I'm afraid we don't allow blacks to play on this course. There's a club just ten minutes down the road who might be able to help"

"What! Do you know who I am? I'm LINFORD CHRISTIE for fucks sake!"

"Well that changes things... it's actually only three minutes down the road; now f*** off"

Dated Simmo..perhaps some updating using the name Usain Bolt?

 

[Brovion]

Subject: FW: Dear Matt Lucas,




Dear Matt Lucas,

I am sorry to hear about the death of your ex. I find you very attractive and you remind me of my ex who sadly has also passed away.

If you want to hook up, give me a call.

Yours sincerely,

Jack Tweed

Well I liiked it! And he DOES look like Jade Goody!

 

[seagullsoverlincoln]

Can I just add a mildly offensive joke here. It's funnier than bushy's crap effort.


Linford Christie goes into a golf club and asks if they won't mind him playing a round.
"I'm sorry sir, I'm afraid we don't allow blacks to play on this course. There's a club just ten minutes down the road who might be able to help"

"What! Do you know who I am? I'm LINFORD CHRISTIE for fucks sake!"

"Well that changes things... it's actually only three minutes down the road; now f*** off"

It might be dated and racist but I thought this was really funny

 

[Pavilionaire]

I had that Christie gag told to me at a party 18 years ago by a guy called Tony Beeke, I wonder what became of him?...

 

[Gazwag]

I had that Christie gag told to me at a party 18 years ago by a guy called Tony Beeke, I wonder what became of him?...

Did he have mates called Batty Bat, Timid Toad and Artful Owl