SHITTEST badge poll.

[Simster]

Who has the SHITTEST badge in southern football. There really is a lot of choice.

Aldershot. A rank outsider for the title. Something about the phoenix smacks of tackiness.

Bournemouth. For me, one of the shittest badges in the league. His hair FFS. What a f***ing utterly GAY effort this is. It looks like they've tried to save money by having a kiddy from the local VI form design it.

Southampton. Did a 5 year old draw this? I swear it features somewhere in "Mr Silly" by Roger Hargreaves. Truly shite.

Portsmouth. I hate Portsmouth, yet in all honesty this isn't my least favourite badge. On the other hand, what a crap coat of arms for a city.

Reading. On the positive side, it's a round badge. However, everything else about is WANK. Almost as wank as their original nickname, "The Biscuitmen", from the days when they were indisputibly a two bob outfit.

And in the interests of impartiality, I'm putting forward our current crap crest, complete with stupid fat seagull.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Aldershot is clearly the shittest of those. Reading's is actually alright, I think.

The rest are all fairly crap.

 

[Sheebo]

Southampton's - it's awful

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Having said that I do always chuckle at the inclusion of a FOOTBALL on the Saints one. Just in case anyone was unsure as to what the F in 'FC' stood for.

 

[Simster]

The Boscombe one is f***ing gash though. The ball is sort of on the top his head, like he's failed to plant a decent header on it.

Fairly typical that the east Dorset mongs might think this is how a ball is supposed to be headered, they're nearly permanently shit so I doubt they've ever seen it done properly.


Southampton's too is complete turd.

 

[perth seagull]

Bournemouth's is really stupid. The head with the lines behind it heading the ball looks like it was designed by someone who knows nothing about football, but had to come up with some sort of crappy football badge.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

this is possibly my favourite

what on earth were they THINKING

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Boscombe's is ALL branding and NO history.

Good to hear them called Boscombe, btw. My uncle Jack (who always called his team by that name) would be very proud.

 

[Silent Bob]

this is possibly my favourite

what on earth were they THINKING

"Let's copy Barcelona's badge even though we're Forest Green Rovers"

I love how the one part is just GREEN. Nothing else.

 

[Badger]

Am I correct in thinking that the Pompey logo is just pinched from their local council?

http://www.portsmouth.gov.uk/

What's with the tree on the water in the Saints one? It's almost like they are expecting Southampton to get flooded.

 

[Easy 10]

Bournemouths is probably the worst in the country, let alone the saaf.
Its like something you'd expect to see on a municipal sports centres bulletin board.

 

[Simster]

Bournemouths is probably the worst in the country, let alone the saaf.
Its like something you'd expect to see on a municipal sports centres bulletin board.

No. It's actually a good DEAL worse than that.

 

[strings]

I know a lot of people don't like our badge, but it isn't in the same league as the others. Although I think Reading's is OK.

 

[8ace]

SCUMhampton but boSCUM is a very close second.

 

[8ace]

Am I correct in thinking that the Pompey logo is just pinched from their local council?

http://www.portsmouth.gov.uk/

That'll be because it is the town crest, nothing wrong with that.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

What's with the tree on the water in the Saints one? It's almost like they are expecting Southampton to get flooded.

"From top-to-bottom, the halo is a reference to the nickname "Saints", the ball to the nature of the club, the scarf to the fans and the team colours. The tree represents the nearby New Forest and the water Southampton's connections with the rivers, seas and oceans. Below that is a white rose — the symbol of the city which is also present on the city crest"

The tree represents the new forest, obviously. St.Mary's is actually IN the New Forest, you know.

 

[Simster]

That'll be because it is the town crest, nothing wrong with that.

except of course that their town crest is SHITHOUSE.

 

[Simster]

The tree represents the new forest, obviously. St.Mary's is actually IN the New Forest, you know.

Yes. My dad lives in the NF and I've lost count of the number of times he's just popped over the road to watch Southampton. Twats.

Maybe our badge should have a picture of an aeroplane on it, to signify our relative proximity to Gatwick airport? Or a dogshit, to signify that we're only 40 miles from Croydon?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Where's REDNOB today, anyway. I enjoyed our little JOUST yesterday.

 

[surrey jim]

Am I correct in thinking that the Pompey logo is just pinched from their local council?

http://www.portsmouth.gov.uk/

What's with the tree on the water in the Saints one? It's almost like they are expecting Southampton to get flooded.

Which is the same as the emblum for Proton in Malaysia

http://www.seeklogo.com/images/P/Proton_Emblem_80s-logo-EA0AB52E53-seeklogo.com.gif