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Shipwrecked



Tubby Mondays

Well-known member
Dec 8, 2005
3,101
A Crack House
A Welshman was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.
Looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.


As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely Welshman. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

But the sheepdog ever protective of the sheep growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.


The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed her back to health.


When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening...red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.


Pretty soon, the Welshman started to get 'those feelings' again. He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and realising he now had the opportunity, leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear,

'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'
 




Tony Meolas Loan Spell

Slut Faced Whores
Jul 15, 2004
18,069
Vamanos Pest
Oh come on now.

There I was expecting something exciting like a new Z list reality show and who was going to be on it OR how do I become shipwrecked? Or directions to becoming shipwrecked OR Im spending my holidays shipwrecked - any recommendations where?

And It turns out to be a joke! :angry:
 










Trufflehound

Re-enfranchised
Aug 5, 2003
14,121
The democratic and free EU
May I respectfully suggest that you post asking direction on how to find "it".

No need. I think we have already established there are NO train connections that will get you from this thread to Upton Park.

It simply cannot be done.
 


Tony Meolas Loan Spell

Slut Faced Whores
Jul 15, 2004
18,069
Vamanos Pest
No need. I think we have already established there are NO train connections that will get you from this thread to Upton Park.

It simply cannot be done.


Hmm this is true tho I thought it was the Boleyn Ground? anyways we are playing Leytons Oriental on Saturday and I have never seen the Orient, but I understand there is an "express" to get there?
 
















Tony Meolas Loan Spell

Slut Faced Whores
Jul 15, 2004
18,069
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So basically we shouldnt read too much into the detail that has been left out!

Maybe we should have a poll?
 






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