Shag, marry & push off a cliff

[Artois]

I'm bored. So it's an old classic:


Three people:

1. Shag one
2. Marry one (but never shag)
3. Push one off a cliff.





Ok, First three:

Britney, Christina Aguilera, Holly Valance

 

[tinx]

Shag britney
Marry Holly
Push Christina


next one

Nicole Kidman
Angelina Jolie
Julia ROberts

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Shag Britney, Marry Holly, bye bye spiderwoman

 

[Artois]

Know you have to do three Tinx you nonce

 

[Marc]

theres a van in southwick near the Romans pub with this on the side advertising the company:

HUMP IT - LUMP IT - DUMP IT

Always makes me chuckle as I see it like this:
HUMP IT = shag it
LUMP IT = damn she's pregnant
DUMP IT = I'll dump her then!

Also one in Shoreham, a company called...MUNTERS

 

[Rambo]

Shag - Britney
Marry - Holly
Push - Christina

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Anne Widicombe, Christine Hamilton, Clare Short

 

[BrightonBird]

Shag Robbie
Marry David Beckham
Push Howard off the Halifax adverts off a cliff

 

[tinx]

Know you have to do three Tinx you nonce

I knwo I know I already realised as soon as I pressed submit. don't it you Nobber

 

[Sam]

1. Christina
2. Britney
3. Holly

 

[Artois]

Shag Robbie
Marry David Beckham
Push Howard off the Halifax adverts off a cliff

You can't just make up three


Who'd of thought a simple game would turn into Family Fortunes 2?

 

[Sam]

Shag britney
Marry Holly
Push Christina


next one

Nicole Kidman
Angelina Jolie
Julia ROberts

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Nicole Kidman
3. Julia Roberts


next three:

Mary-Kate Olsen
Ashley Olsen
Rachel Stevens

sorry, this is a tricky one - especially for you Artois!

 

[Artois]

Anne Widicombe, Christine Hamilton, Clare Short

f*** off.



Shag Anne
Marry Hamilton
Push Clare



Your Mum, Your Sister, Your Dog

 

[Marc]

Artois, JBL, Turkey

 

[Stumpy Tim]

shag my cat (dont have a dog), marry my sis, push Mum

Mum's older than my sis

 

[CHAPPERS]

Artois, JBL, Turkey

Shag Artois
Marry JBL
Push turkey off a cliff (soory mate)

Steve Coppell, Iain Dowie, Peter Beardsley

 

[Sam]

Shag Beardsley :safeway
Marry Dowie
Push Coppell off the top of The Madjeski Stadium!

next three:

Mary-Kate Olsen
Ashley Olsen
Rachel Stevens

sorry, this is a tricky one - especially for you Artois!

 

[BrightonBird]

You can't just make up three


Who'd of thought a simple game would turn into Family Fortunes 2?

haha. What a

Sorry obviously didn't read it properly.

Well I don't want to shag or marry any of them. Would push Christina off the cliff

 

[Rougvie]

Can you push them all off the cliff ??

 

[Italiaseagull]

Dale Winton, Julian Clary, George Michael?