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SFW Marriage Contract
- Thread starter Tony Meolas Loan Spell
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Rougvie
Rising Damp
I thought that was my contract for a minute but realised quickly that I would NEVER use such a typeface.
Its Century Gothic or nothing for me.
Its Century Gothic or nothing for me.
magoo
New member
It's not a contract, it's a set of instructions.
Good on him I say. So many relationships these days since victorian times where each partner doesn't know where they stand.
Good on him I say. So many relationships these days since victorian times where each partner doesn't know where they stand.
I hope she rolled it up, stuck it up his arse and took a match to it....
Dave the OAP
Well-known member
tedebear said:I hope she rolled it up, stuck it up his arse and took a match to it....
seems perfectly fair to me.
What bit are objecting to?
Dies Irae said:seems perfectly fair to me.
What bit are objecting to?
just the shaving bits really... I rather prefer being all hairy
Dave the OAP
Well-known member
tedebear said:just the shaving bits really... I rather prefer being all hairy
I have the image a a petite australian bird with a huge hairy muff
Not you of course....
Dies Irae said:I have the image a a petite australian bird with a huge hairy muff
Not you of course....
map of tasmania deary not a muff
Theatre of Trees
Well-known member
tedebear said:I hope she rolled it up, stuck it up his arse and took a match to it....
That's the second Thursday of each month.