Sex my dear? No. Thank. You!

[Les Biehn]

In the last month and a half I have received a drunken phone call from 2 seperate birds at about 2 in the morning asking me to come round to theirs. Despite fancying both of them I declined the offers because a) they were drunk and b) I couldn't be arsed to get out of bed.

Now I'm not sure on the etiquette on these things. Would I have been fully justified going round and getting a piece despite their drunken state or would that be naughty of me?

Also am I a fully fledged chutney botherer because I couldn't be arsed?

Poll is needed.

 

[Munkfish]

you should of done them both, Les im let down! although if you have a chance when your sober you probably did the right thing

 

[Les Biehn]

you should of done them both, Les im let down! although if you have a chance when your sober you probably did the right thing

For one I actually got up and started getting dressed and then thought, f*** this, I can't be arsed.

For you I would have come round.

 

[Mendoza]

it must be annoying that your mum and sister have your number at the top of their contacts list on their phones

 

[Les Biehn]

Comedy gold there Brett. One for the scrapbook me thinks.

 

[Munkfish]

could you not of got them to come to yours to smash there pasty?

 

[Napper]

got them to yours , selfish bitches

 

[Mendoza]

Comedy gold there Brett. One for the scrapbook me thinks.

its the end of the day at work, its the best I could come up with


and the obvious question







pics??

 

[Les Biehn]

No pics I'm afraid.

They were literally too f***ed to get to mine.

Time have changed, a few years back I would have been phoning them pissed for a booty call. Perhaps I'm too old for all this nonce-sense!

 

[Gareth24]

if they want it then they have to go and get it.....especially when ur having a kip anyway and their the bitches with the horn.

 

[Les Biehn]

That's women though isn't it.

 

[The Oldman]

Somehow I think I have missed out on a lot in my life

 

[nlf]

firstly i think you did the right thing if they were really that badly drunk and secondly i cant believe that in 2008 people are still so sexist about women and sex - if it was a bloke ringing a woman in the middle of the night just for sex he would probably just get a pat on the back from his mates - whats wrong with women wanting sex as well? you blokes all moan when we dont want it

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Call me old fashioned, but unless there's a mental connection then sex is just like "having a wank in someone else's body" to quote the one and only Robbie Williams. You did the right thing staying in bed Les. Oh and they're women, not 'birds'

 

[Les Biehn]

I think you may be right Cheeky. Would it have been worth it for the recriminations? I'm not sure.

Not sure anyone on here was saying there is anything wrong with women wanting sex nlf.

 

[Scotty Mac]

a very respectable decision carlos - i am proud of you

 

[Gareth24]

provide them with a timetable of when you are available each week and tell them to get pissed up and horny around your timetable.

Nothing but good times

 

[Les Biehn]

Thank you Scott.

 

[Munkfish]

did you get a BASSIVE MOANER when you got the text? and have a cheeky wank to set you off to sleep again? if so you should of gone

 

[Les Biehn]

provide them with a timetable of when you are available each week and tell them to get pissed up and horny around your timetable.

Nothing but good times

One now has a boyfriend and as I boffed her housemate I'm not so sure that will happen. The other one however...