Secret Santa

[surrey jim]

Did anyone else do this at work? what did you buy and what did you get?

I got a set of hair clippers as aparantly i'm looking like a tramp and a lynx set with michelle marsh pillow cases

Got one of the girls bath set (bubble bath, soap and other smellies) and a hand knitted scarf

 

[Brighton till i die]

i got a f***ing shitty bottle of wine - 0/10 for imagination to the little fucker who bought me that!

Wanker!

 

[surrey jim]

i got a f***ing shitty bottle of wine - 0/10 for imagination to the little fucker who bought me that!

Wanker!

still i'm sure you found it a good home

 

[Brighton till i die]

still i'm sure you found it a good home

true! the misses thinks i am very thoughtful now as "apparently" i buy her bottles of vino home on Friday afternoon's around xmas........



















in exchange for sex of course!

 

[Starry]

I stay at home but my kids got me some bath lights without knowing they had to make up for my lack of Secret Santa.

My husband got some Oidz in his santa swap, they are pretty neat.

He had a woman in his swap and got her some candles from Bombay Duck .

 

[Easy 10]

I bought a Soduku thing. Looks boring, but what the hell. Dunno what I got, will find out tonight.

 

[portslade seagull]

i've bought grecian 2000 for my named person
reckon he'll be a tad upset thou

 

[culvers]

I got Terminator on DVD for someone, need to add to that though. i will not know what i'm getting until Christmas Eve.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Allways good to slip under the tree,a fifteen inch black dildo and some love eggs.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

I got a vibrating breast ( to ease strain etc etc ), also a light/fan that plugs into my USB Port and clips on the cover of my lap top, and also one of those builders helmets that has brackets that you put beer cans in and nossles to drink from them.





I bought someone a Linx set, cos he stinks when he gets back from the gym

 

[tedebear]

A guy I used to sit next to in CW got a space hopper one year - it was fantastic - we used to bounce all over the office and had a fair few accidents also

 

[Publius Ovidius]

A guy I used to sit next to in CW got a space hopper one year - it was fantastic - we used to bounce all over the office and had a fair few accidents also

I have this vision of your jubblies bouncing up and down........





Sorry Zef

 

[Easy 10]

I got a silver football-shaped keyring which slides open to reveal a fully operational analogue watch. Its rather nice acshully.

 

[Gritt23]

I got a silver football-shaped keyring which slides open to reveal a fully operational analogue watch. Its rather nice acshully.

What made them think "Easy10" and "football" eh?

 

[Easy 10]

What made them think "Easy10" and "football" eh?

Who knows. Its not like I make it obvious or anything
(sitting here in Albion polo top, with Albion calender next to desk, and an Albion mug of tea in front of me, humming GOSBTS).

I'll get it out on boxing day and show you. YULE be dead jealous (do you see what I did there ?)

 

[bhafc99]

I got £10 in an envelope, which frankly takes the ****ing biscuit for laziness, lack of imagination and all round crapness. I was insulted, to be honest. A few none-too-discrete enquiries later and I made it clear to the person responsible what I thought of that 'effort'.

I got someone a wind-up bath submarine, because he's spent a lot of the year helping his grandad write his wartime memoirs. A bit of thought, a bit of humour, that's all we ask…

 

[Bono]

I got a hardcore porn mag from the USA!

I gave some shower gel....winner

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I got a Back, Crack, and Sack Wax.

 

[GUNTER]

Hai Karate is a surefire winner!

 

[Scoffers]

I bought the little book of BOLLOCKS from Borders, utter quality, oh and a book telling you how to swear and insult people in 4 different languages - quality!