Sean Connery

[Easy 10]

You're only allowed on thish thread if you talk like Shean Connery. One of hish men pullsh a knife, you pull a gun. He putsh one of your men in the hoshpital, you put one of hish men in the morgue. THATSH the Chicago way, and thatsh how you'll get Capone.

Yesh Mish Moneypenny.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

sho pushy

 

[dougdeep]

McBollocks to that.

 

[Easy 10]

Thish thread is shinking...I think itsh time for a bounsh.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

You were only supposhed to blow the bloody doorsh orf...

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

The namesh Bond, Jamesh Bond......

 

[Easy 10]

Thatsh the shpirit Moshe.
Shome of your pronunshiashun wash shublime there shir.

 

[dunno]

'One of ussh schmells like a tarts breakfassht, oh sssorry old boy, it appearsssh to be me!'

 

[Easy 10]

My eyeshite might not be what it wash, but ish that Neil Shipperley I shee over there on the shidelinesh ? Shine him up you Sheagullsh, he could shertainly do a shtirling job.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Well, then, you jusht fulfilled the foirsht rule of law enforshment.

Make shure when your shift ish over that you go home alive.

Here endeth the leshun.

 

[bhafc99]

Sean saysh shign Zesh Rehman

 

[Biscuit]

Shegulls to sthay up.

Thats right my shweet honeys schukkle.

 

[Juan Albion]

Why doesh he shay he'sh Shcottishsh when you can tell from his name he is Irishsh

 

[bhafc99]

And why doesh he shupport the Schottish National Party when he'sh a tax exshile and hashn't lived there for yearsh?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

The Big Tam in 'First Knight': We will cut them up into schlices and schlices!"

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

I'm shorry shun, they got ush...

 

[Tooting Gull]

Thish thread is resherved for tried and teshted Scottish-sh actorsh only.

I jusht can't shtand the glitzsh and the rashmatash of Beverly Hillsh.

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

"What ish it Q?"

It's a cigarette Bond

"Ingenioush, how doeshh it work"

Well Bond, you suck

"Oooohhhhh, Q"

 

[Pevenseagull]

My name ish Ramiresh, finisht shordshman in all of Shpain

I'm also a Russhian shubmarine commander

 

[Tooting Gull]

Onshe, twishe - three timesh wish the shame lady. And her shishter ash well.