Scummers Players Charged With BURGLARY!

[Twinkle Toes]

Bradley Wright-Phillips & Nathan Dyer - charged after answering police bail concerning items that were allegedly half-inched from the Bar Bluu nightclub (!), Southsea, in the early hours of 28 February.

Oh dear

 

[hans kraay fan club]

good

 

[Marshy]

talksport should be interesting with Wrighty today then...

 

[Lady Whistledown]

talksport should be interesting with Wrighty today then...

They'll be screening the calls then, like they used to do with Richard & Judy after he got nicked for shoplifting.

Richard: "OK here we go with this morning's phone in topic, which is urinary and/or fallopian tube infections, and our first caller is....Dave, on line two, morning Dave!"

"Morning Richard. I'd just like to say how much I enjoy your show. And secondly, could you get me a few bottles of wine next time you're in Tesco?"

Richard: <fumes> "Sad. Sad people. I knew we'd get this one day. Sad people, that's what they are"



Edits: I should point out at this stage that Richard Madeley was never charged with any criminal offences...

 

[Seagulltonian]

I think that its' a bit tight that Southampton have to send out their players to get stuff on the cheap to do some ground refurbishments, , as they are trying to cut their costs at the moment!!

 

[Silent Bob]

Bradley Wright-Phillips & Nathan Dyer - charged after answering police bail concerning items that were allegedly half-inched from the Bar Bluu nightclub (!), Southsea, in the early hours of 28 February.

Oh dear

When did they sign for Palace?

 

[dwayne]

I know Nathan and this is a bit of a non-story. They were just messing about with some birds...

 

[Kaiser_Soze]

So much of a non story that they got arrested, upon complaint of the same girls.....who then DIDNT retract their complaint and then the CPS deeming that this "messing about with some birds" was sufficient to constitute burglary?

Wake up Dwayne

 

[empire]

talksport should be interesting with Wrighty today then...

suprise suprise not in today

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I know Nathan and this is a bit of a non-story. They were just messing about with some birds...

let me guess.......NATHAN TOLD YOU THAT?

 

[looney]

I know Nathan and this is a bit of a non-story. They were just messing about with some birds...

Were you two haiving lunch at Gavroche with Kylie when he told you this?

 

[barney]

I know Nathan and this is a bit of a non-story. They were just messing about with some birds...

stop lying

 

[NMH]

stop lying

I can confirm that duh is a lying twat, because I just spoke to his sister in a séance and she said he's a proper bullshitter.
So after she told me that, I just turned to Adam Lallani sitting here watching the football with me, and told him his pal dwayne was lying. He said "who?", as did Kylie's chimney sweep in the armchair. Jimmy Hoffa, who is leaning on the back of the chair, just walked into the kitchen to make a cuppa.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I know Nathan and this is a bit of a non-story. They were just messing about with some birds...

Yeah, like rifling the waitresses handbags for mobiles and whatever else took their 'VIP' trash fancy while the girls were grafting for an hourly rate about a hundredth of what these retards 'earn'

 

[e77]

I know Nathan and this is a bit of a non-story. They were just messing about with some birds...

Sadly, for him and BWP at least, Hampshire police would seem to disagree with him on this.

 

[maffew]

I thought it said there was CCTV anyway

utter muppets

 

[dwayne]

Sadly, for him and BWP at least, Hampshire police would seem to disagree with him on this.

I'm not denying they did it, im just saying theres much more to the story!! - the birds in question are not exactly angels

 

[Stat Brother]

I know Nathan and this is a bit of a non-story. They were just messing about with some birds...

Has UberFan Yorkie, hyjacked Dwayne's account?

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

If they are found guilty on theses charges I hope they are made to donate 2 weeks wages to charity by the football club.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I'm not denying they did it, im just saying theres much more to the story!! - the birds in question are not exactly angels

Oh great, that's alright then.

Thank God, I mean if they were nice girls, they wouldn't deserve to have their bags rifled through and their possessions stolen, but as they're no angels, well, they were probably asking for it, weren't they?

FFS