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PARISH EMERGES AS PROBOSCIS IMPOSTER
The World's Most Ridiculous Creature Competition 2013 has been rocked by the news that one of the contestants is in fact a HUMAN and not a CREATURE. Parish had earlier STORMED to victory in Group 3 of the WMRCC 2013, being voted far more ridiculous than a Penguin, a Manatee and a Giant Panda. News emerged late last indicate that the "creature" Steve Parish had entered the competition wearing a specially manufactured Proboscis Monkey mask intended to fool voters. However, his cunning plan was rumbled, when a REAL Proboscis Monkey was revealed among the other nominees. [MENTION=17831]The Fifth Column[/MENTION], a member of the electorate was nearly fooled be Parish's guise and questioned Parish's inclusion in TWO different groups, when in fact one of the contestants was the Proboscis Monkey. "This isn't fair, why is Steve Parish up on two different threads!?".
EASILY CONFUSED
Proboscis Monkey
Steve Parish
This severe BREACH of the WMRCC's rules lead many voters to QUESTION the very INTEGRITY of the competition. [MENTION=159]Stumpy Tim[/MENTION] was disappointed Parish had managed to fool the WMRCC's panel, "I have high hopes for this competition. Steve Parrish getting through any rounds would sour it for me. [His inclusion] will ruin a competition that could rival the much coveted, hardest creature". [MENTION=232]Simster[/MENTION] had similar conerns "Please don't ruin the integrity of this competition by voting Parish. There is a clear distinction between a floppy haired egotistical prick and a ridiculous creature."
Parish could not be reach at the present time, although some of his representatives indicated he is exploring his legal options and is considering a LAWSUIT! As of yet the WMRCC have not indicated whether Parish will be permitted to remain in the competition, there is a possibility that the MANATEE, who came third in Group 3, may take his place in Round 2 if he is DISQUALIFIED.
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So NSC, we must put it to vote, should Parish be allowed to remain in the running for World's Most Ridiculous Creature 2013, or should he be DISQUALIFIED and the Manatee reinstated in his place?
The World's Most Ridiculous Creature Competition 2013 has been rocked by the news that one of the contestants is in fact a HUMAN and not a CREATURE. Parish had earlier STORMED to victory in Group 3 of the WMRCC 2013, being voted far more ridiculous than a Penguin, a Manatee and a Giant Panda. News emerged late last indicate that the "creature" Steve Parish had entered the competition wearing a specially manufactured Proboscis Monkey mask intended to fool voters. However, his cunning plan was rumbled, when a REAL Proboscis Monkey was revealed among the other nominees. [MENTION=17831]The Fifth Column[/MENTION], a member of the electorate was nearly fooled be Parish's guise and questioned Parish's inclusion in TWO different groups, when in fact one of the contestants was the Proboscis Monkey. "This isn't fair, why is Steve Parish up on two different threads!?".
EASILY CONFUSED
Proboscis Monkey
Steve Parish
This severe BREACH of the WMRCC's rules lead many voters to QUESTION the very INTEGRITY of the competition. [MENTION=159]Stumpy Tim[/MENTION] was disappointed Parish had managed to fool the WMRCC's panel, "I have high hopes for this competition. Steve Parrish getting through any rounds would sour it for me. [His inclusion] will ruin a competition that could rival the much coveted, hardest creature". [MENTION=232]Simster[/MENTION] had similar conerns "Please don't ruin the integrity of this competition by voting Parish. There is a clear distinction between a floppy haired egotistical prick and a ridiculous creature."
Parish could not be reach at the present time, although some of his representatives indicated he is exploring his legal options and is considering a LAWSUIT! As of yet the WMRCC have not indicated whether Parish will be permitted to remain in the competition, there is a possibility that the MANATEE, who came third in Group 3, may take his place in Round 2 if he is DISQUALIFIED.
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So NSC, we must put it to vote, should Parish be allowed to remain in the running for World's Most Ridiculous Creature 2013, or should he be DISQUALIFIED and the Manatee reinstated in his place?
