Should it all go horribly wrong, or simply go as expected, then we need someone to volunteer to do the following:
- Wear something slightly comedic or that otherwise stands out
- Look completely distraught when it looks for certain that we will be out of the play-offs (optional: crying)
- Stay behind in the stand when most others have gone. (required: sit away from anyone else left so a camera focused on you makes it appear as though you're the last one left)
- Stare around the stadium looking completely lost (optional: crying)
- Generally act as if the very worst thing that could happen to you, has just happened to you
- Be the focus of jokes from opposing supporters, notably from Palace, who will use your image to poke fun at the Albion for the foreseeable future
It's a tough gig for sure, but someone has to do it.
Anyone?
- Wear something slightly comedic or that otherwise stands out
- Look completely distraught when it looks for certain that we will be out of the play-offs (optional: crying)
- Stay behind in the stand when most others have gone. (required: sit away from anyone else left so a camera focused on you makes it appear as though you're the last one left)
- Stare around the stadium looking completely lost (optional: crying)
- Generally act as if the very worst thing that could happen to you, has just happened to you
- Be the focus of jokes from opposing supporters, notably from Palace, who will use your image to poke fun at the Albion for the foreseeable future
It's a tough gig for sure, but someone has to do it.
Anyone?