Saturday Night TV from your childhood...

[Bry Nylon]

Having sat in tonight and done nothing except drink wine and watch the tv, it struck me how shite saturday night telly is these days. Below is my dream line-up from when I was a kid. I'd just love one more night like this...

17:00 - 17:30 - Final Score

17:30 - 17:45 - Early Evening News and weather

17:45 - 18:15 - Jim'll Fix It!

18:15 - 19:15 - Some Mother Do 'Ave 'Em

19:15 - 20:30 - The Dick Emery Show

20:30 - 21:30 - The Two Ronnies

21:30 - 22:00 - The News and weather

22:00 - 23:00 - Match of the Day

23:00 - 00:05 - Parkinson
Billy Connelly, George Best, Oliver Reed
Music from Kenny Ball and his Jazzmags

00:05 - Closedown

 

[Bluejuice]

I think you're forgetting something

 

[Beach Hut]

I think you're forgetting something

And the BBC are negotiating to do a one off of this again and a possible new series.

 

[coventrygull]

Closedown. That will shock the young un's on here. Ah the National Anthem. Then upstairs to flick through a copy of H&E. Heaven

 

[chez]

I think you're forgetting something

I think Bry was going back a bit further than Noels House Party. Has there been a worse program on prime time telly since then (not including the I'm a strict dancing and skating celebrity in a jungle type program)?

 

[coventrygull]

The Generation Game with old Brucie

 

[Bry Nylon]

The Generation Game with old Brucie

how did i forget that?

 

[El Presidente]

17.30 Lesbian Lavatory Lust
19.00 Anal Obsession
20.30 Trailer Park Sluts
22.00 Rubber Rooting Nurses
23.30 The Sperminator

1.00 am collapse in a heap

 

[clapham_gull]

Dick Emery wasn't that funny even then.

Anyone ever seen the repeats ? Ohhh they really are awful...

I'd throw Shoestring in there - wasn't that on Saturday nights ?

 

[clapham_gull]

17.30 Lesbian Lavatory Lust
19.00 Anal Obsession
20.30 Trailer Park Sluts
22.00 Rubber Rooting Nurses
23.30 The Sperminator

1.00 am collapse in a heap

The 1970s Saturday line up on BBC2 has often been overlooked in my opinion.

 

[El Presidente]

Starsky and Hutch or Kojak?

 

[clapham_gull]

Starsky and Hutch or Kojak?

I always remember Kojak being scheduled very very late

 

[Bry Nylon]

I'd throw Shoestring in there - wasn't that on Saturday nights ?

I see your "Shoestring" and raise you a "Bergerac."

 

[timbha]

Frank Cannon or Ironside?

 

[coventrygull]

17.30 Lesbian Lavatory Lust
19.00 Anal Obsession
20.30 Trailer Park Sluts
22.00 Rubber Rooting Nurses
23.30 The Sperminator

1.00 am collapse in a heap

Aren't those the continental films that were shown very late on BBC 2. To think I used to sit through hours of foreign films to catch a bit of fanny

 

[Beach Hut]

Bergerac was good but boy a fair few people seemed to die there.

 

[coventrygull]

Dick Emery wasn't that funny even then.

Anyone ever seen the repeats ? Ohhh they really are awful...

I'd throw Shoestring in there - wasn't that on Saturday nights ?

Dick Emery not funny. My parents took me to see his show on the Palace Pier

 

[clapham_gull]

I see your "Shoestring" and raise you a "Bergerac."

Unfortunately for you, I am yet to play my joker

 

[clapham_gull]

Dick Emery not funny. My parents took me to see his show on the Palace Pier

oh god, have you ever seen any of the repeats ?

 

[Beach Hut]

Forgot - Morecambe & Wise