San Marino 0- 13 Germany

[Ernest]

I bet we couldn't do that, not all the time we have a clown as manager

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

good for the fantasy bookie thing

 

[Wardy]

good for the fantasy bookie thing

Yep, a few more goals and we are in to the x5 bet realm

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Yep, a few more goals and we are in to the x5 bet realm

Only put down £1000 i think but some lucky shits has put more like £2000

 

[Frutos]

I bet we couldn't do that, not all the time we have a clown as manager

Of course we couldn't do that, San Marino aren't in our group.

Seriously though, if there was ever an argument for some kind of 'pre-qualifying' for weaker teams, this is it.

 

[Wardy]

Only put down £1000 i think but some lucky shits has put more like £2000

I had £3870 on it

 

[Zesh Rehman]

13-0 away from home is un heard off

 

[RM-Taylor]

Are San Marino the worst footballing nation in the world

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Are San Marino the worst footballing nation in the world

They are certainly the worst in Europe. The Vatican City would take that honour if they had a team. The Popes international commitments means they can never get a team together.

It still shocks me to this day, that they scored against us in less than 10 seconds.

 

[Tooting Gull]

On the last rankings, San Marino were 191st out of 205, not even the lowest European team as incredibly Luxembourg are below them.

Bottom are the footballing superpower that is Montserrat.

In fact, if you look at the list and work up from the bottom, there is an inverse relationship between exotic islands and how much you'd really quite like to spend a fortnight on holiday there, and their respective football world ranking.

 

[crodonilson]

Surely if you were to go and live on one of theese exotic islands and apply for citizenship you'd have a fair chance of getting in the team and playing international football even if you're only sunday league standard.

 

[Cian]

On the last rankings, San Marino were 191st out of 205, not even the lowest European team as incredibly Luxembourg are below them.

Bottom are the footballing superpower that is Montserrat.

In fact, if you look at the list and work up from the bottom, there is an inverse relationship between exotic islands and how much you'd really quite like to spend a fortnight on holiday there, and their respective football world ranking.

Except for the fact that I sure as hell wouldn't want to spend any time in Montserrat!

 

[crodonilson]

1 Brazil 1649 0 19
2 Italy 1550 0 0
3 Argentina 1479 0 7
4 France 1462 0 0
5 England 1434 0 0
6 Netherlands 1322 0 0
7 Spain 1309 0 0
8 Portugal 1301 0 0
9 Germany 1229 0 0
10 Czech Republic 1223 0 0
11 Nigeria 1156 0 7
12 Cameroon 1109 0 0
13 Switzerland 1028 0 0
14 Uruguay 985 0 0
15 Ukraine 954 0 -7
16 Mexico 928 2 4
17 Denmark 927 0 0
18 Côte d'Ivoire 909 2 0
19 Paraguay 892 0 -23
20 Sweden 886 2 0
Rank Team Pts:
Aug 06 +/-Rank
Jul 06 +/-Pts:
Jul 06
21 Croatia 854 2 0
22 Guinea 850 2 0
23 USA 848 -7 -85
24 Egypt 841 5 22
25 Ghana 839 0 0
26 Romania 834 0 0
27 Ecuador 826 1 5
28 Turkey 824 -1 0
29 Colombia 814 -8 -88
30 Poland 805 0 -4
30 Tunisia 805 1 0
32 Greece 780 0 0
33 Russia 733 1 0
33 Serbia 733 3 9
35 Senegal 726 0 0
36 Bulgaria 716 1 0
37 Australia 708 -4 -30
38 Republic of Ireland 694 1 0
39 Morocco 681 1 0
40 Scotland 677 1 0
Rank Team Pts:
Aug 06 +/-Rank
Jul 06 +/-Pts:
Jul 06
41 Peru 662 1 1
42 Bosnia-Herzegovina 660 1 0
43 Slovakia 659 1 0
44 Chile 642 2 12
45 Iran 639 2 15
46 Togo 622 2 0
47 Costa Rica 621 -2 -15
48 Japan 610 1 -5
49 Norway 604 3 0
50 Guatemala 582 3 -5
51 Israel 577 0 -28
52 Korea Republic 574 4 17
53 Angola 571 2 7
54 Uzbekistan 564 -4 -42
55 Belgium 555 2 0
56 Wales 547 2 0
57 Austria 506 3 0
58 Slovenia 505 3 0
59 Zambia 499 3 1
60 Mali 497 3 0
Rank Team Pts:
Aug 06 +/-Rank
Jul 06 +/-Pts:
Jul 06
61 Trinidad and Tobago 490 3 3
62 Albania 478 3 0
63 Congo DR 475 4 0
64 Qatar 471 12 51
65 Venezuela 458 3 -5
65 Lithuania 458 4 0
67 Finland 456 3 0
67 FYR Macedonia 456 3 0
69 Belarus 453 4 0
70 Zimbabwe 452 -4 -24
71 Burkina Faso 445 3 0
72 Northern Ireland 425 3 0
73 Moldova 416 4 0
74 Jamaica 412 4 3
75 Saudi Arabia 410 6 11
76 South Africa 406 -4 -49
77 Libya 395 2 -6
78 Latvia 386 4 0
78 Estonia 386 4 0
80 Hungary 383 4 0
Rank Team Pts:
Aug 06 +/-Rank
Jul 06 +/-Pts:
Jul 06
81 Honduras 367 -43 -328
82 Canada 362 -28 -205
82 Bolivia 362 3 -6
84 Georgia 359 3 0
85 Oman 357 1 -10
86 Korea DPR 336 5 9
87 Iraq 334 1 -16
88 United Arab Emirates 321 2 -8
89 Algeria 318 4 0
90 Cyprus 308 2 -12
91 Malawi 307 -11 -93
92 Equatorial Guinea 299 3 0
93 Bahrain 293 1 -18
93 Gabon 293 3 0
95 Kuwait 291 5 19
96 Ethiopia 286 5 16
97 Jordan 276 1 -12
98 Panama 275 -39 -247
99 Uganda 271 0 -5
100 Cuba 267 -4 -26
Rank Team Pts:
Aug 06 +/-Rank
Jul 06 +/-Pts:
Jul 06
101 Cape Verde Islands 259 1 0
102 Botswana 258 2 3
103 China PR 252 -14 -91
104 Armenia 247 1 0
105 Benin 244 1 0
106 Iceland 238 1 0
106 Azerbaijan 238 3 4
106 Singapore 238 5 8
109 Rwanda 237 -6 -19
109 Congo 237 -1 0
111 Lebanon 228 1 0
111 Thailand 228 2 1
113 Sudan 224 0 -3
114 Syria 223 -4 -8
115 St. Lucia 212 0 10
116 Tajikistan 200 0 0
117 Kenya 197 0 4
118 Palestine 190 2 0
119 Kyrgyzstan 185 2 0
120 Hong Kong 179 -3 -14
Rank Team Pts:
Aug 06 +/-Rank
Jul 06 +/-Pts:
Jul 06
120 Guyana 179 11 37
122 Malta 178 0 0
123 Haiti 174 0 1
124 Liechtenstein 170 0 0
125 Yemen 168 0 0
126 Maldives 164 0 0
127 Mozambique 163 -1 -1
128 New Zealand 158 -11 -35
128 India 158 2 7
130 Chad 157 -2 -1
131 St. Vincent and the Grenadines 155 -2 0
132 Andorra 142 -1 0
133 Lesotho 141 0 0
134 Tanzania 139 9 25
135 Liberia 134 1 0
136 Seychelles 133 5 17
137 Namibia 128 30 72
138 St. Kitts and Nevis 126 -2 -8
139 Mauritius 124 -4 -13
139 Sri Lanka 124 -1 0
Rank Team Pts:
Aug 06 +/-Rank
Jul 06 +/-Pts:
Jul 06
141 Kazakhstan 117 -1 0
141 El Salvador 117 6 10
143 Vietnam 116 -2 0
144 Chinese Taipei 115 5 11
145 Bangladesh 114 -2 0
146 Indonesia 112 -7 -6
146 Antigua and Barbuda 112 -1 0
148 Malaysia 109 -2 1
149 Fiji 107 -15 -33
150 Barbados 102 2 8
151 Solomon Islands 95 0 0
152 Swaziland 92 1 1
153 Pakistan 91 0 0
154 Sierra Leone 89 1 0
154 Madagascar 89 2 1
156 Burundi 86 1 0
157 Gambia 79 1 0
158 Turkmenistan 77 -10 -29
159 Grenada 73 0 -5
160 Surinam 72 -10 -27
Rank Team Pts:
Aug 06 +/-Rank
Jul 06 +/-Pts:
Jul 06
160 Bermuda 72 0 0
162 Nicaragua 70 -1 0
162 Vanuatu 70 -1 0
164 Myanmar 67 -1 0
165 Nepal 66 -1 0
166 Mauritania 61 0 0
167 Tahiti 55 -3 -11
167 British Virgin Islands 55 1 0
169 Niger 54 0 0
169 Faroe Islands 54 0 0
171 Dominican Republic 52 15 26
172 New Caledonia 51 -1 0
173 Central African Republic 49 -1 0
174 Afghanistan 48 -1 0
175 Papua New Guinea 47 -1 0
176 Cayman Islands 46 -1 0
177 Eritrea 39 0 0
178 Brunei Darussalam 38 0 0
179 Guinea-Bissau 36 0 0
179 Somalia 36 0 0
Rank Team Pts:
Aug 06 +/-Rank
Jul 06 +/-Pts:
Jul 06
181 Mongolia 35 0 0
182 Netherlands Antilles 34 -6 -8
182 Laos 34 0 0
184 Dominica 31 -1 0
184 Cambodia 31 -1 0
184 Macau 31 -1 0
187 Bhutan 24 0 0
188 Samoa 22 0 0
189 Tonga 21 0 0
190 Puerto Rico 17 0 0
191 San Marino 12 0 0
192 Philippines 9 0 0
193 Bahamas 7 0 0
194 Anguilla 6 11 6
195 Cook Islands 3 -1 0
195 Luxembourg 3 -1 0
197 Belize 0 -1 0
197 Djibouti 0 -1 0
197 São Tomé e Príncipe 0 -1 0
197 Aruba 0 -1 0
Rank Team Pts:
Aug 06 +/-Rank
Jul 06 +/-Pts:
Jul 06
197 US Virgin Islands 0 -1 0
197 Turks and Caicos Islands 0 -1 0
197 Guam 0 -1 0
197 American Samoa 0 -1 0
197 Montserrat 0 -1 0

 

[Cocksucker Blue]

England are favourites to win Euro 2008 at the bookies. Why?

 

[Easy 10]

Only the bookies in THIS country, as they have to cover their arses for the "patriotic" bet.

 

[Easy 10]

Anyway, its a f***ing JOKE having these pub teams in European qualifying groups. They should be having a preliminary round to pre-qualify for the group. Utter waste of everyones time stuffing these groups full of Andorras and San Marinos.

 

[BensGrandad]

Are San Marino the worst footballing nation in the world

Would be touch and go with Scotland

 

[smudge]

Gibrlatar have asked UEFA at their chances of being permitted to enter the next time round. There's not even a f***ing grass pitch there. I reckon the rock Apes stand a good chance of getting a game!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Gibrlatar have asked UEFA at their chances of being permitted to enter the next time round. There's not even a f***ing grass pitch there. I reckon the rock Apes stand a good chance of getting a game!

racist

 

[Wardy]

Gibrlatar have asked UEFA at their chances of being permitted to enter the next time round. There's not even a f***ing grass pitch there. I reckon the rock Apes stand a good chance of getting a game!

Sure I heard that the Channel Islands were making inquries about having a team.