Saddam Hussein's first words !.

[Uncle Spielberg]

To the USA troops when they cornered him in his little pit.

" I am the President of Iraq and I am willing to negotiate "

 

[GUNTER]

What a coward

 

[perth seagull]

It's always good to see a bloated ego knocked off their pearch.

 

[bhafc99]

Funny that, I'd heard that his first words were:

"Finally, I've been down here for months. What's the news with the Falmer application?"

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

He could have said " that wimp David Blaine lasted 44 days but I have managed 210, get me an interview on Sky ".

 

[MikeySmall]

Can i have a big mac meal, large coke by any chance?

 

[marvin]

I think the lie the soldiers responded with was better.

President Bush sends his regards.

Does he bollox

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

President Bush sends his regards

That made me smile which doesn't happen too often.

 

[Braders]

no his first words were
"ok now its your turn to hide"

 

[Lush]

I thought it was "Can I have a cup of tea?".

To which the answer was "Not until Tariq Aziz."

 

[Meade's Ball]

"Hello, my name is Jungle Barry and there seems to have been an awful mix-up."

 

[Braders]

"no you can't make me watch pop idol"

 

[Yorkie]

There seems to have been a problem with my electric razor

 

[Easy 10]

"My name is Abdul, I work for the Tikrit County Council, and you sir, are obstructing a council officer from carrying out his civic duty inspecting this drain".

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Easy - thats superb mate !

 

[US Seagull]

"I've had nine months on the run and the best I could come up with was growing a beard and digging a hole."

 

[Biscuit]

I think possibility just...

'oh shit'

is the mostly likley! Bloody Yanks...

 

[Easy 10]

This from the reports in The Sun today:

"Troops who spotted him had at first failed to identify the dictator, and momentarily considered tossing a grenade into the hole."

Dunno why, but I just cracked up when I read that.

 

[NMH]

"ok, your turn to hide. 1....2....3....4.....5...6....7.....8......9.....10.....coooming"


"Did I beat David Blaine's record?"


"under the terms of the Geneva Convention, I do not have to tell you where the weapons of mass destruction are hidden - but if you are going to conduct one of them cavity searches, please hurry and remove that scud missile from my arse-hole"


Last (and least) "I've been too long in that spider-hole, and have developed a bad case of Iraq-naphobia"





I'll get my flak jacket.........