....... and on a vaguely related story the good citizens of Aldeburgh are very excited with the appearance of a number of phallus like objects on their town beach recently....
Looks very similar to what you see along the roads of ancient Pompeii (not modern Pompeii, outside the grounds of the excavations - the cock'n'balls you might see along the street there would more likely be done by a spray can!).
Highways England have confirmed that they are planning an erection at the the site where the phallus was discovered.
It's possible it may be the erection of a monument incorporating the Roman phallus but councillors are concerned it could be a flop, especially in the cold weather.