Rocketman we need you

[Brighton Breezy]

I made an appeal on here prior to the Swindon play off semi final home leg for the Rocketman to return when we needed him most.

Having seen him mentioned on another thread perhaps the time has come again.

I think Saturday is similarly desparate.

If you are out there Rocketman, please, please bring your fireworks to the game on Saturday.

 

[BUTTERBALL]

...and I think it's gonna be a long long time.....

 

[Billy the Fish]

A teacher at my school was called Rocketman because he got caught wanking in the toilets

 

[Brighton Breezy]

...and I think it's gonna be a long long time.....

She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the earth so much I miss my wife
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone


Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man


And I think it's gonna be a long long time...

 

[aftershavedave]

A teacher at my school was called Rocketman because he got caught wanking in the toilets

why rocketman though?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Thing is with our non scoring forward line, he will still be leaving the wood with a bag full of fireworks!

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Maybe a sparkler could be set alight when we win a corner?

 

[Ernest]

Thing is with our non scoring forward line, he will still be leaving the wood with a bag full of fireworks!

Non scoring forwards who have had the ability coached out of them

 

[Uncle Buck]

Thing is with our non scoring forward line, he will still be leaving the wood with a bag full of fireworks!

Maybe he could use them for an aerial bombardment of the home dug out?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Non scoring forwards who have had the ability coached out of them

And I wonder who's fault that is?

Probably the pitch or the referee or the fact it was raining or that the team had chips as a pre match meal...

 

[Wilka]

Could do a job

 

[Billy the Fish]

why rocketman though?

I don't know. It's funny when you're 13 though

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Could do a job

If he put a rocket up magoos arse

 

[Uncle Buck]

If he put a rocket up magoos arse

Enough to put him in orbit or at least into the channel....

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Enough to put him in orbit or at least into the channel....

Need more than one rocket...

 

[Stinky Kat]

Did the rockets stop because of health and safety grounds as well as our inability to score?

 

[TSB]

You lot are so boring, it's like listening to a broken record!

Rocketman would be good,really wakes up the crowd but would take us scoring first which could be a problem........