Rio Ferdinand

[Budgie]

Vodaphone are releasing a new phone called the Rio Ferdinand - its big, ugly got no memory and takes three months to charge.

 

[Easy 10]

Quality

 

[Marc]

like it

 

[Dunkstar]

Nice.

 

[Storer68]

and you won't be able to use it for 8 months of the year, but you will still have to pay the fecker.

 

[bhafc99]

I believe you're taking the piss.

Which is more than Rio ever managed...

 

[Reading Posh]