Response to Homophobic abuse.

[Mental Lental]

Good potential to expand to a full song:

"I'd rather be a homo than the scum
I'd rather take a hard cock up my bum
And I'd rather suck a phallus
Than support the dirty Palace
I'd rather be a homo than the scum."

I fully concur that we should be singing the gay stuff ourselves (and be creative in the process.)

There is literally NO possible comeback to it and suddenly you have silenced the away neanderthals with just 1 round of YMCA.

Good luck in getting the idea off this board and actually into the AMEX though.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I am actually singing this in my head.

 

[Mental Lental]

Actually this reminds me of a song I heard some drunk lads singing on the way up to a midlands game a few years back......

"Fly me to the moon and let me play among stars.
Let me stick my penis up your big fat hairy arse.

In other words......It could be youuuuu (point at away supporters) in other words...please forgive me."

 

[kevtherev]

Wash your mouth out son.
Your Dad takes it up the bum,
You mothers a les-be-un,
your sister drank my cum......

 

[FamilyGuy]

you could probably change the YMCA to BHA if you drag out the B then change the words to a suitable insult then bingo!

... or "B and HA" to avoid overstressing the B??
It seems like a silly idea anyway ...

 

[Silverhatch]

I prefer Village People's "In The Navy", because we can turn it into;

In the Amex
You can see the greatest team
In the Amex
You can sit your arse at ease
in the Amex
Come on now you should be a fan
in the Amex
You can see and you don't need to stand

clapping (we want you, we want you, we want you as a new recruit)

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Love it but maybe slightly tweaked (oo er)

In the Amex
You can see the greatest team
In the Amex
You can sit your arse at ease
In the Amex
Everyone should be a fan
In the Amex
You can see no need to stand

 

[JonathanLivingstonSeagull]

I think calling our stadium bar "Dick's Bar" helps with this issue

New advertising slogan: "Quench your thirst with Dick's"

 

[FourFourTwo]

"I kissed a boy and i liked it,
The taste of his cherry chapstick"

No?

 

[Tummy Burger]

You could always sing this ( 25 seconds into vid )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iim6s8Ea_bE

 

[fork me]

Let's face it, we're going to get loads this season, with every bunch of goons thinking they're the first ones to think of those hilarious chants; yawn.

We need a witty response to make them feel a bit silly & have us all laughing at them. I don't think the "you're too ugly to be gay" really hits the mark.

So, in response to "we can see you holding hands" & all the other usual shit, how about.....

"We can see you coming out".

No?

I'm gay but I shagged your wife.

I liked the time at Millwall, they did the anti gay chants, we scored and did "1-0 to the nancy boys" they got so pissed off they started fighting each other.

Classic, a copper near me was pissing himself laughing.

 

[DT Withdean]

Or we could just ignore it and treat it with the kind of contempt such outdated crap deserves?

Ignore or retaliate.
Fans of other clubs in songs are labelled thieves, or pikeys, or any insult or stereotype under the Sun.
Can't afford to be sensitive in watching pro football. The wrong sport.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Let's face it, we're going to get loads this season, with every bunch of goons thinking they're the first ones to think of those hilarious chants; yawn.

We need a witty response to make them feel a bit silly & have us all laughing at them. I don't think the "you're too ugly to be gay" really hits the mark.

So, in response to "we can see you holding hands" & all the other usual shit, how about.....

"We can see you coming out".

No?

Don't worry, the North Stand will drown out the homophobic abuse for you

 

[Uwinsc]

Being female the 'does your boyfriend know your here' just makes me laugh but I agree as it is against the law clubs should start doing something about it.
However as that is unlikely to happen I love the idea of YMCA or the navy one.

 

[Thinker]

What can you do, throw all the travelling support out ? Come to think of it, why not ? It's no good the FA spouting about stamping out homophobia unless an example is made. Of course the truth is that the FA can huff and puff but they won't do anything.

Local police have requested that ALL occurrences of homophobia are reported to them by supporters.there is a designated officer dealing with football-related crime-and this being a hate crime as well as supposedly against the FA push (yeah,right) against homophobia the police will then necessitate the club in dealing with the issues by sanctioning through the withdawal of season tickets etc. If they dont act on it then the club itself will be sanctioned regarding its licensing.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Why does it bother anyone. If someone calls me a poof I just live up to it and mince around for an hour or so.

 

[Thinker]

What would actually be stunning,would be that in brighton of all places-the supporters actually took the lead and started to positively make homophobia unacceptable-think of how radical that would be-imagine what it might be like to actually be at the forefront of changing something as insidious as racism..i wonder if brighton fans could do it,though-because the panic that ensued after the naming of dicks bar was hilarious...
Anyone want to start the football revolution?make a name for the supporters of the albion?

 

[bazbha]

Are we seriously saying a couple of hundred of opposition fans singing "we can see you holding hands" in a humourous way is somehow worth bothering the police with? What happened to the famous British sense of humour? Opposition fans used to throw darts at each other in old days & now we can't cope with a few jibes?

 

[Seagull Stew]

... or "B and HA" to avoid overstressing the B??
It seems like a silly idea anyway ...

Or 'We're B H A'

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

Opposition fans used to throw darts at each other in old days & now we can't cope with a few jibes?

If you're going to Cardiff, you'd better learn to count from 501 downwards.

 

[Thinker]

Are we seriously saying a couple of hundred of opposition fans singing "we can see you holding hands" in a humourous way is somehow worth bothering the police with? What happened to the famous British sense of humour? Opposition fans used to throw darts at each other in old days & now we can't cope with a few jibes?

Isnt humourous...isnt banter.
Is hatred.
Making an assumption here...i kind of guess you are straight and never been on the receiving end of homophobia...?