Response to Homophobic abuse.

[smudge]

Let's face it, we're going to get loads this season, with every bunch of goons thinking they're the first ones to think of those hilarious chants; yawn.

We need a witty response to make them feel a bit silly & have us all laughing at them. I don't think the "you're too ugly to be gay" really hits the mark.

So, in response to "we can see you holding hands" & all the other usual shit, how about.....

"We can see you coming out".

No?

 

[gripper stebson]

I think the gay stuff will be replaced with hours of 'Where were you when you were shit' to be honest!

 

[smudge]

I think the gay stuff will be replaced with hours of 'Where were you when you were shit' to be honest!

You weren't at the Spurs game then?

 

[Frutos]

Or we could just ignore it and treat it with the kind of contempt such outdated crap deserves?

 

[The Fifth Column]

How about we all just start holding the next persons hands in the air and start jumping around? A kind of alternative take on the Poznan?

 

[Muzzy]

Who cares what they sing? We won't be able to hear them above our vociferous fans anyway!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

How about we all just start holding the next persons hands in the air and start jumping around? A kind of alternative take on the Poznan?

"Can you see us holding hands?"

 

[ees complicated no?]

"Can you see us holding hands?"

I could or by the arms to make it look like the hands lol

 

[dannyboy]

all start singing YMCA really loud , that will shut them up

 

[Don Quixote]

It is the same as racism in my book and should be stamped out.

 

[Beach Hut]

I think calling our stadium bar "Dick's Bar" helps with this issue

 

[Gazwag]

all start singing YMCA really loud , that will shut them up

I was just about the post this very thing

 

[watsongooal]

"we can see you holding hands" always makes me chuckle for some reason. Surely one of the most inoffensive chants ever

 

[DanielT]

how about mooning them poznan style? or will that not make the right point?

 

[dannyboy]

I was just about the post this very thing

you could probably change the YMCA to BHA if you drag out the B then change the words to a suitable insult then bingo!

 

[Hotchilidog]

all start singing YMCA really loud , that will shut them up

I don't know why we haven't done this before, I think it would be hilarious.

 

[dannyboy]

could all just just turn round and bend over and slap our own asses
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hold on , im getting a stiffy

 

[Left Footer]

just give them a standing ovation and a big cheer , it normally has the desired effect

 

[house your seagull]

"it's fun to stay at the A - M - E - X
it's fun to stay at the A - M - E - X"

With the dance too ...

Come on North Stand, please do this

 

[Triggaaar]

I quite like this:

we could just ignore it and treat it with the kind of contempt such outdated crap deserves

but then I also like these:

How about we all just start holding the next persons hands in the air and start jumping around? A kind of alternative take on the Poznan?

"Can you see us holding hands?"

all start singing YMCA really loud , that will shut them up

However, I guess our own homophobic contingent (or at least, those not comfortable with their sexuality) wouldn't want to join in with the piss take, so we'll have to
a) ignore
or
b) stick with 'you're too ugly to be gay'

But it would be funny if the whole stadium started prancing around to YMCA