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Red Nose Day Caption Competition
- Thread starter Goodfella
- Start date
FalmerforAll!**
NSC's Most Intelligent
Welcome,Mr Zidane
The Wookiee
Back From The Dead
Sorry sir but can I rest my head on you and hold your hand whilst I get rogered HARD from behind ?
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mejonaNO12 aka riskit
Well-known member
zidane reinacts his famous world cup final head butt while meeting president chirac.
what?
what?
supaseagull
Well-known member
New Jacques Chirac wig now available for balding French footballers!!!
eastlondonseagull
Well-known member
Zidane wished he could control his tourettes more easily.
Moments after this photo is taken, Zidane moves his head upwards very sharply and hits Chirac in the chin with the back of it, knocking the cheese-eating surrender moneky out cold to the amusement of those gathered.
The Timekeeper
FAT BOY 'NOT' SLIM
We really must have that operation to seperate us..
Seagulltonian
C'mon the Albion!
"Non I'm French not Itailian, and I didn't say I'd like to roger your prostitute sister!"
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
Zidane begged Chirac for forgiveness after being found in possession of substances banned in France. The stash included shampoo, toothpaste and deoderant.
Is that actually Jacques Chirac, or is it Prince Philip?
BRIGHT ON Q
Well-known member
- Jul 5, 2003
- 9,200
Can you please get your cheating bald head off my chest you twat.its not my idea you are here.
I actually had to do a double take when I first opened the thread.Statto
007
Mr Chirac unviles his new campaign minister for the forthcoming elections.
Lord Cornwallis
Dust my pants
Zidane awarded the first ever French medal of honour for combat.
Braders
Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
"well wash your hands, i want a frogs legs sandwich"
what?
what?
Redhead
New member
see I told you i could get my head between your moobs.
Superfreds Mullet
Where's Nogbad?
Am I bovvered Mr Zidane?