Received in this morning's post

[public school boy]

A letter advertising TitaneXRtm. Anyone heard of this product. Claims the following.. Prepare yourself for the hardest erection of your life, prepare youself for true size increase.
Well after years of wearing down Old Todger through excessive Pud pulling, which has also had an adverse effect on my eye site, help is at hand or should that be in hand. Wankers of the world there is a solution.TitaneXRtm.

 

[Harty]

 

[public school boy]

Ps I'm off to a meeting of MA ( Masturbaters Anonymous ) A happy gathering of Men, Women and those who aren't quite sure yet. Why is it that nobody wants to shake each other's hand

 

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You're weird.

 

[Ding Dong !]

I went to Public School, but I'm not weird like you. Which public school was it you went to ?