Really Daft Question Thread

[Parson Henry]

Come on..you know those questions you have wanted to ask but feel as you 'should' know the answer you are inviting ridcule by posing the question.

Lets pose the 'silly' question. Anyone who can answer it should supply there own silly question.

When discussing the Us President and Goverment, what do they mean by Camp David?

 

[bhafc99]

It's a holiday retreat that Presidents go to. Rather like Chequers is for the British PM.

My stupid question is: Why didn't you just google that?

 

[Trufflehound]

Come on..you know those questions you have wanted to ask but feel as you 'should' know the answer you are inviting ridcule by posing the question.

Lets pose the 'silly' question. Anyone who can answer it should supply there own silly question.

When discussing the Us President and Goverment, what do they mean by Camp David?

Camp David is the secretary who takes the minutes.

 

[Parson Henry]

It's a holiday retreat that Presidents go to. Rather like Chequers is for the British PM.

My stupid question is: Why didn't you just google that?

Because I wanted to seek attention by starting a thread.

 

[Parson Henry]

Re: Re: Really Daft Question Thread

Camp David is the secretary who takes the minutes.

That's better. Where is your question Truffimundo?

 

[Trufflehound]

Re: Re: Re: Really Daft Question Thread

That's better. Where is your question Truffimundo?

What is it that has four pairs of pants, lives in Philadelphia, and it never rains but it pours?

 

[Parson Henry]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Really Daft Question Thread

What is it that has four pairs of pants, lives in Philadelphia, and it never rains but it pours?

A Horse Whisperer?

 

[Trufflehound]

Rufus T. Firefly: What is it that has four pairs of pants, lives in Philadelphia, and it never rains but it pours?
Chicolini: Atsa good one. I give you three guesses.
Rufus T. Firefly: Now let me see. Has four pair of pants, lives in Philadelphia... Is it male or female?
Chicolini: No, I no think so.
Rufus T. Firefly: Is he dead?
Chicolini: Who?
Rufus T. Firefly: I don't know. I give up.
Chicolini: I give up, too.

 

[Parson Henry]

Rufus T. Firefly: What is it that has four pairs of pants, lives in Philadelphia, and it never rains but it pours?
Chicolini: Atsa good one. I give you three guesses.
Rufus T. Firefly: Now let me see. Has four pair of pants, lives in Philadelphia... Is it male or female?
Chicolini: No, I no think so.
Rufus T. Firefly: Is he dead?
Chicolini: Who?
Rufus T. Firefly: I don't know. I give up.
Chicolini: I give up, too.

 

[Trufflehound]

Has anyone got the time on them?

 

[TSB]

People who dress their pets up as humans or other animals - why?

Why is icing sometimes "waved off" in ice-hockey?

 

[Tricky Dicky]

If cats hate going in water, why do they like eating fish ?? How did evolution come up with that one.

 

[Everest]

If cats hate going in water, why do they like eating fish ??

Wouldn't you like to eat something that smelt fishy?

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Why is a rotary engine less efficient than a conventional engine?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Because a conventional engine is called that, as everybody uses them, due to there efficiency!

Or perhaps too much energy is lost in rotations, through heat and vibrations.

Why does it always rain on me?

 

[Bry Nylon]

...is it because I lied when I was 17?

Is that the shittist, most lazy song lyric ever?

 

[acrossthepond]

Because a conventional engine is called that, as everybody uses them, due to there efficiency!

Or perhaps too much energy is lost in rotations, through heat and vibrations.

Why does it always rain on me?

it's because you lied when you were seventeen...

How many palace managers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

it's because you lied when you were seventeen...

How many palace managers does it take to change a lightbulb?

...is it because I lied when I was 17?

Is that the shittist, most lazy song lyric ever?

Lazy song lyric..........yes.


How many palace managers does it take to change a lightbulb?


Noramlly two. Iain Dowie watches, scaring kids. The other might drop the occasional one, in come AJ dives catches it, fixes the problem and takes the plaudits

 

[Redhead]

Why cant i lick my elbow?

 

[Everest]

Because you haven't got a tongue.

Assuming that a person turns blue when he/she chokes, what colour does a Smurf turn?