Reading v West Ham

[Simster]

It's the game the whole country is waiting for. The country will no doubt grind to a halt and players like Marcus Hannamen or whatever his name is have CRANKED UP the tension by accusing Pardew of basically being an arsehole, which he is.

But which sentence will best describe the white hot atmosphere once inside Elm Park mark 2:

 

[Simster]

It's close.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I just hope it won't be too intimidating for West Ham.

 

[jevs]

The bastards have only given us 4,000 tickets and it was sold out weeks ago.

It's got 0-0 bore braw written all over it. Reading haven't won this year i believe and we ain't done a lot better.

 

[enigma]

Big up West Ham!

 

[Minge]

Come on you Hammers

 

[Tooting Gull]

West Ham can end this 'rivalry' by sacking Pardew at half-time in the centre circle. That way, every fan in the ground is happy.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Shitty clacker sticks

Don't forget large inflatable hands, a la Gladiators

In fact Reading home games remind me of Gladiators quite a bit. State of the art arena, but filled with a bunch of "I'm only here to keep the kids amused" type adults snoozing away and 5,000 9 year olds on free tickets and wearing foam Glad Hands whose screeches echo hauntingly around the empty seats.

"Rock n' ro-ll (HUH!)
Rock 'n roll!"

 

[dougdeep]

A Zamora hat-trick would be nice.

 

[tinx]

Shitty clacker sticks

Don't forget large inflatable hands, a la Gladiators

In fact Reading home games remind me of Gladiators quite a bit. State of the art arena, but filled with a bunch of "I'm only here to keep the kids amused" type adults snoozing away and 5,000 9 year olds on free tickets and wearing foam Glad Hands whose screeches echo hauntingly around the empty seats.

"Rock n' ro-ll (HUH!)
Rock 'n roll!"

Pointing to the ground to the sound of kids screaching Another one bites the dust when Reading concede their third of the game

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

A win for West Ham piles the pressure on Coppell
A win for Reading piles the pressure on Pardew
A draw piles the pressure on both of them

Great fun for the rest of us

BZ hat-trick and a 3-3 draw would be just perfick