There's a bloke 1 row infront of me with a rattle, some bloke 3 rows behind me who is always bloody moaning about it and someone else in the row behind me that's telling them both to grow up, sit down and shut up.
There's a guy two rows in front and six seats to the left of me who's one row in front of someone who sits four seats to the right of him who's directly opposite this rattle guy.