R Kelly allowed to go to Grammys under ONE condition

[CHAPPERS]

And i'm not joking..

The condition is that he is not allowed to go near or speak to fellow kiddy fiddler, Michael Jackson!!

 

[Vinyl Richie]

Neither are allowed to sit anywhere near the Olsen twins

*excuse for a picture really*

 

[CHAPPERS]

What?

 

[Braders]

not long until there 18 !

 

[Meade's Ball]

In Gary Glitter, Britain rules the world in musical paedophiles.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

not long until there 18 !

I thought it was 16 you DINGBAT..............I hope it is

 

[Braders]

 

[Wozza]

not long until there 18 !

"They're" you dingbat.

 

[Albion Rob]

I would like to state right here, right now that I never had any intention of hanging out with Jacko at the Grammys anyway. In fact if I saw him I would kick his confused head in. I'm just surprised they're letting me in their country.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I would like to state right here, right now that I never had any intention of hanging out with Jacko at the Grammys anyway. In fact if I saw him I would kick his confused head in. I'm just surprised they're letting me in their country.

Are you being R Keeley?

 

[Braders]

"They're" you dingbat.

again

 

[Albion Rob]

Are you being R Keeley?

No, myself and the popular soulful chuld abuser share exactly the same name.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Did you like my joke though??

It was a bit far fetched but i laughed.

 

[Albion Rob]

Just dawned on me. Thanks for that, very kind of you Chappers.

 

[CHAPPERS]

You see, you weere being R Kelly but you play in goal (very well i might add) for the LIZARDS and John Keeley is a goalkeeper so you could be R Keeley.

Yay me!!

 

[bhafc99]

I thought it was 16 you DINGBAT..............I hope it is

Not in the US of A. There you can drive a car and own a gun from 12 years old, but you can't have sex or a drop of alcohol until you're 28.