Last night on my way back from 5 a side I listened in to 5 Live for the Everton game. The commentators were John Motson and Steve Claridge. Not only do these two know f*** all about the modern game but Motson insisted on pronouncing Anichebe's name, 'Anchebe' or, as it sounded to me, 'Anchovy'. Now I don't normally mind a bit of Motson but SURELY he could put in a bit more effort than that?