Pullitzer Prize winner

[Tooting Gull]

Chantelle is writing her autobiography.

I mean, seriously, what is wrong with everyone? The only reason publishers pay hundreds of thousands for this is some people are consistently sad enough to go out and buy it.

When is everyone going to realise that she - and in fact anyone of that ilk - hasn't done or achieved anything remotely worth reading about.

The celebrity culture of fame for being famous rather than actually doing anything of note has got completely out of hand.

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

absolutely mate

 

[Man of Harveys]

"Well, I started doing modelling because everyone said I looked a bit like Paris Hilton. I never did porn though! My dad would have killed me! Anyway, everything really changed for me when I got onto Big Brother. I was so excited! We were all jumping up and down we heard I'd got into the house." blah blah f***ing f***ing blah.

Cue a million and one dozy fucktards who live their lives according to the Daily Mail's Femail section: "ooh, I've got a lot of respect for her, she's made a lot of money after all".

 

[Wozza]

A friend of mine who grew up in a poor neighbourhood in New Zealand is now a successful corp laywer in New York (after Sydney, Tokyo and London).

Her hero? Victoria Beckham.

"She's made a lot of money after all"

:thud:

 

[bhafc99]

I liked Jade's comment that she hasn't had a chance to read all of her own autobiography yet because she'd been so busy.