Problem

[John Dorian]

Its my girlfriends birthday on the 22nd December. And Christmas day on the 25th. (if u hadnt of guessed) problem is, im next seeing ehr on her birthday night, coz we live at two ends of sussex coz im home for xmas. and i dont want to be with her. Is it a bit harsh if i break it off with her, on or around her birthday/christmas......

Guys, I need some advice !

 

[Robot Chicken]

Do it via text message

 

[hitony]

Its my girlfriends birthday on the 22nd December. And Christmas day on the 25th. (if u hadnt of guessed) problem is, im next seeing ehr on her birthday night, coz we live at two ends of sussex coz im home for xmas. and i dont want to be with her. Is it a bit harsh if i break it off with her, on or around her birthday/christmas......

Guys, I need some advice !

i think im the right person to answer this for you, after all ive only been engaged 6 times, 3 marriages and 2 divorces to date, oh and im about as faithfull as a radbid dog !!!!

so if i were you i would tell her, "its a shame that you have to call it a day with the relationship just before xmas and her birthday, but basically you have far better things to spend your money on" and dont forget to thank her for the sex, all females appreciate a thank you.

there, hope the advice helps you out

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Re: Re: Problem

i think im the right person to answer this for you, after all ive only been engaged 6 times, 3 marriages and 2 divorces to date, oh and im about as faithfull as a radbid dog !!!!

so if i were you i would tell her, "its a shame that you have to call it a day with the relationship just before xmas and her birthday, but basically you have far better things to spend your money on" and dont forget to thank her for the sex, all females appreciate a thank you.

there, hope the advice helps you out

 

[Da Man Clay]

Re: Re: Problem

i think im the right person to answer this for you, after all ive only been engaged 6 times, 3 marriages and 2 divorces to date, oh and im about as faithfull as a radbid dog !!!!

so if i were you i would tell her, "its a shame that you have to call it a day with the relationship just before xmas and her birthday, but basically you have far better things to spend your money on" and dont forget to thank her for the sex, all females appreciate a thank you.

there, hope the advice helps you out

Makes sure its done by text message aswell.

 

[bailey]

Re: Re: Re: Problem

Makes sure its done by text message aswell.

Nah, texting's for pussies. Be man and call her, in fact say this:

"Hi babe, as it's Christmas I thought I'd give you a ring.....

......so I'm ringing to say you're dumped!"

 

[Happy Seagull]

If you wanted to be truly cold hearted. You could meet her for her birthday, give her one last shag. Then dump her Xmas day by txt

 

[dougdeep]

Tell her you have to make sure that the infection has cleared up, before you can commit!

 

[sullyupthewing]

Just tell her to read NSC, sorted.

 

[Braders]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Problem

Nah, texting's for pussies. Be man and call her, in fact say this:

"Hi babe, as it's Christmas I thought I'd give you a ring.....

......so I'm ringing to say you're dumped!"

*snigger*

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Wait until after she's given you that Christmas prezzie she's saved up all year for.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Wait until after she's given you that Christmas prezzie she's saved up all year for.

Good thinking LB, Then dump here in a fairly harsh way.

 

[Woodchip]

Give her the new year, new begining (sp) speach. They love it, I've only been slapped once for it.

 

[John Dorian]

Just informed her by text....wanna just be friends, shit like that... she wants my f***ing head. cheers guys, uv screwed me over on that one....An honest guy, asks from an honest questionto an honest bunch of people.....tut tut tut,








ha ha ha ha shit happens......

 

[Big Rob]

shag it slap it ged rid of it, bet you cant belive im single?

 

[Yorkie]

Just informed her by text....wanna just be friends, shit like that... she wants my f***ing head. cheers guys, uv screwed me over on that one....An honest guy, asks from an honest questionto an honest bunch of people.....tut tut tut,








ha ha ha ha shit happens......

Don't worry about it. It'll happen to you one day.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Don't worry about it. It'll happen to you one day.

*wince* There's a slapdown!

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Just informed her by text....wanna just be friends, shit like that... she wants my f***ing head. cheers guys, uv screwed me over on that one.

You didn't actually do it by text message did you!? Good work.

 

[Scotty Mac]

You didn't actually do it by text message did you!? Good work.

i remember when i was dumped by a bird via text of her friends phone - now that is the way to really do it

 

[zefarelly]

do it Phil Collins style . . .send her a Fax

I was in the same dilema myself a good few years back, the worst chistmas I've ever had, fortunately its long since history