There must be at least one of these a season............' a cabbie mate of mine' blah blah
Here we go...the Darius Vassell rumours will begin again...!!
Why..is he on the Easyjet flight back from Malaga arriving 23.30 Gatwick South ?
Willie Walsh?
It's not Jack Crompton again is it?
Yep, Vassell, Iwelumo, Gus Caesar, Nick Cage, John Malkovich, Peter Crouch and Heskey.