Post Break-Up Sex

[Uncle Spielberg]

Is that the same as being a eunuch?

Grow some back US

It's not worth the aggro anymore CR.

 

[LamieRobertson]

I'm really not bothered now to be honest. I have hung up my boots.

I'm not sure the phrase 'well hung' applied to this

 

[tonymgc]

1 week You're a lucky boy.

The time before i split up with a girl i was a mess for months & months. When i split with my last girlfriend i was determined not to let it rule my life & just get on with things. Move onwards & upwards.

I've met a really nice girl, We clicked & get on like a house on fire. Then i found out on Friday she has a boyfriend already

 

[seagullondon]

The time before i split up with a girl i was a mess for months & months. When i split with my last girlfriend i was determined not to let it rule my life & just get on with things. Move onwards & upwards.

I've met a really nice girl, We clicked & get on like a house on fire. Then i found out on Friday she has a boyfriend already

Did she say she wanted to be "friends"

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

The time before i split up with a girl i was a mess for months & months. When i split with my last girlfriend i was determined not to let it rule my life & just get on with things. Move onwards & upwards.

I've met a really nice girl, We clicked & get on like a house on fire. Then i found out on Friday she has a boyfriend already

Yeah be a friend and some other bastard is shagging her. The ultimate head f***.

 

[Gregory2Smith1]

US

here's my take on this age old problem

if your looking for a shag,go for looks,if your looking for a wife & mother,go for personality,they all end up putting the nice perfume & sexy nick nacks in the drawer,never to come out again,sitting on the settee in tracky bottoms watching corrie & eastenders

then they say "why don't you fuss me anymore?"

also,never choose a bird above your station,your never be good enough,keep to your own class

lastly always keep your same routine,golf & albion weekends,abit of snooker midweek,then they will never question it later

also mate,if all else fails,we still have the stranglers & the albion

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Been there. Sex becomes a chore and once in a blue moon. I know someone who is married and they have it in the diary to have sex on their birthday's and xmas day and I am not joking.

 

[Chicken Runner61]

Been there. Sex becomes a chore and once in a blue moon. I know someone who is married and they have it in the diary to have sex on their birthday's and xmas day and I am not joking.

When I first started work there was an old git who looked like he was 70 but was fifty - He reckoned he had sex every night coz "Ives (Ivy) has to have it every day"

It sounded like a chore to him.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

When I first started work there was an old git who looked like he was 70 but was fifty - He reckoned he had sex every night coz "Ives (Ivy) has to have it every day"

It sounded like a chore to him.

It could be. If her front bottom is like throwing a sock down the southwick tunnel its not that much pleasure for the bloke and a chore to end it to be honest.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

we have the best child in the world, it's no worries.

Aye. And he knows how to keep his old man in his place

 

[Lady Whistledown]

It could be. If her front bottom is like throwing a sock down the southwick tunnel

Does that happen to you often then?

If so, have you thought that it may not be the ladies who are unusually sized...?

 

[tonymgc]

Yeah be a friend and some other bastard is shagging her. The ultimate head f***.

Luckily i found out before i let her know i like her. Feel like she led me on a bit to be honest, Never mentioned a boyfriend the whole time we hang out & find out on facebook!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I would imagine after giving birth no woman would want to have anything invasive for months if not years and who can blame them for that ?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Luckily i found out before i let her know i like her. Feel like she led me on a bit to be honest, Never mentioned a boyfriend the whole time we hang out & find out on facebook!

Women - Manipulative - Hold the front page ! To be fair I would add did she say or do anything to suggest it was anything other than a friendship ?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Does that happen to you often then?

If so, have you thought that it may not be the ladies who are unusually sized...?

Touche Edna. I guess I deserved that !

 

[chucky1973]

US

here's my take on this age old problem

if your looking for a shag,go for looks,if your looking for a wife & mother,go for personality,they all end up putting the nice perfume & sexy nick nacks in the drawer,never to come out again,sitting on the settee in tracky bottoms watching corrie & eastenders

then they say "why don't you fuss me anymore?"

also,never choose a bird above your station,your never be good enough,keep to your own class

lastly always keep your same routine,golf & albion weekends,abit of snooker midweek,then they will never question it later

also mate,if all else fails,we still have the stranglers & the albion

i genuinely have tears of laughter in my eyes. I just read it to the wife (who is sat on the couch wearing tracksuit bottoms) and her response was, if you dont like it, you know where you can go!!

 

[Bozza]

i genuinely have tears of laughter in my eyes. I just read it to the wife (who is sat on the couch wearing tracksuit bottoms) and her response was, if you dont like it, you know where you can go!!

[MENTION=3887]Uncle Spielberg[/MENTION]'s house?

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

This thread is a f***ing car crash.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I would have to run that by Harry the Retriever first Bozza. We don't let anyone in our house you know.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

This thread is a f***ing car crash.

Why ? It's a laugh, Add something constructive for a change instead of having a pop all your life. You may feel better for it.