Pope jokes

[Silent Bob]

What's the Pope got in common with Celtic?









They both got done over by hearts at the weekend!




anyone got any good ones?

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

That has to be the shittest poor taste joke ever!

The Pope is doing a crossword puzzle. He stops and asks a nearby Monsignor.

"Monsignor, what's a 4-letter word for woman that ends in u-n-t?"

"Aunt, your holiness" the Monsignor replies.

"Oh" says the Pope, "you got an eraser?"

 

[junior]

Both made me laugh

 

[Harty]

Heretics

 

[Silent Bob]

Heritics

Heretics

 

[alan partridge]

HAHA

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Has much i want to laugh. It's a bit rude.

 

[trueblue]

The search has begun for a worthy successor to John Paul II.





So tune in, Saturday nights for the brand new series of "Pope Idol".

 

[Basil Fawlty]

The search has begun for a worthy successor to John Paul II.





So tune in, Saturday nights for the brand new series of "Pope Idol".

 

[Marc]

Tune in this saturday night on ITV for the hunt for a new Pope in.....









.....Pope Idol!

 

[John Boy]

The search has begun for a worthy successor to John Paul II.





So tune in, Saturday nights for the brand new series of "Pope Idol".

 

[Marc]

damn 1 minute too late

 

[trueblue]

damn 1 minute too late

Better than being one minute too early.... or so my girlfriend tells me!

 

[defrocked priest]

Why does the Pope wear his underpants in the bath?
Because,he's not suppose to look down on the unemployed.

 

[Northstander]

 

[B.M.F]

What's the Pope got in common with Celtic?









They both got done over by hearts at the weekend!




anyone got any good ones?

Still laughing at that one now.

 

[Silent Bob]

 

[Race]

whats brown and half eaten?


























the popes easter egg!

 

[Icy Gull]

Charles went to Rome last week and asked the Pope if he could have his blessing on his marriage to Camilla.


"Over my dead body" said the Pope

 

[scarby]

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