Player summaries

[Twitter_Bundesliga_wrap]

Hi there. I've recently moved to Peacehaven from Cardiff, and so it when comes to Albion, I know sod-all (bar the basic history).

I run a blog on European football, so I'm pretty clued in about the game on the continent: but while here, I'm looking to catch a few games at the Withdean.

Would anyone like to write a few one-line summaries about some of the starting players so I don't jump to incorrect conclusions from one match, and have some kind of background performance information?

E.g. Theo Walcott - incisive pace in abundance, but technically useless, often injured, and inconsistent.

Many thanks if anyone is kind enough to give me a few pointers!

Martyn

 

[Jimbo26]

Kazenga LuaLua = Genius

 

[porkypie]

Adam El-Abd-animal!

 

[Gav1901]

Elliott Bennett - Has alot of pace, shooting accuracy is unbelievabley good, star player.

 

[WhingForPresident]

Chris Holroyd- Goalscoring machine, with pace, power and skill in abundance. A true hero amongst the Albion ranks.

 

[porkypie]

Chris Holroyd- Goalscoring machine, with pace, power and skill in abundance. A true hero amongst the Albion ranks.

Your forgetting his awsome areial abillity!

 

[WhingForPresident]

Your forgetting his awsome areial abillity!

How could I forget..
His ability in the air is so incredible, he has been dubbed Chris THE SALMON Holroyd by the Albion faithful.

 

[Lurker]

Chris Holroyd- Goalscoring machine, with pace, power and skill in abundance. A true hero amongst the Albion ranks.

I suspect some of you are not taking this gentleman's request very seriously .....

 

[the hitman]

Kazenga Lualua - TALENT
Elliott Bennett - great prospect
Ashley Barnes - great prospect
Glenn Murray - Very overated on here, poor finisher
Inigo Calderon - flairtastic

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Gary Hart- much loved veteran, nominally a striker but hasn't scored since 1961, subject of a little known Football League rule that states he must be brought on as a substitute for no apparent reason in at least 95% of Albion games.

 

[porkypie]

How could I forget..
His ability in the air is so incredible, he has been dubbed Chris THE SALMON Holroyd by the Albion faithful.

I suspect some of you are not taking this gentleman's request very seriously .....

What ever gave you that idea!

 

[Djmiles]

Chris Holroyd- Goalscoring machine, with pace, power and skill in abundance. A true hero amongst the Albion ranks.

GOD, and looks even more flair with hair!

 

[porkypie]

Gary Hart- much loved veteran, nominally a striker but hasn't scored since 1961, subject of a little known Football League rule that states he must be brought on as a substitute for no apparent reason in at least 95% of Albion games.

And MUST have his contract extended every year!

 

[Twitter_Bundesliga_wrap]

A quick look at Holroyd's goalscoring record was enough to confirm the truth! Thanks for all the contributions so far anyway.

 

[porkypie]

A quick look at Holroyd's goalscoring record was enough to confirm the truth! Thanks for all the contributions so far anyway.

, get out there and watch a few games mate its the only way!:albion1:

 

[sam86]

Gary Dicker can find space as quick as most NSC users on a dance floor.

 

[porkypie]

Gary Dicker can find space as quick as most NSC users on a dance floor.

 

[WhingForPresident]

A quick look at Holroyd's goalscoring record was enough to confirm the truth! Thanks for all the contributions so far anyway.

This is the issue. The Football League refuse to count the goals he scores as it wouldn't make for a competitive league if they did, hence why none of them are on record.

 

[porkypie]

This is the issue. The Football League refuse to count the goals he scores as it wouldn't make for a competitive league if they did, hence why none of them are on record.

Is there a geatest goals dvd of the salmon?

 

[les dynam]

poke - super save hands keeper. one for the future (whitehawk reserves)