Pitch & Putt

[Basil Fawlty]

Down at the seafront, anyone been? is it any good?

 

[Les Biehn]

Yeah, it was shite.

 

[Easy 10]

Roedean is ok (opposite the Marina) but only 16 holes. The one at Rottingdean with the windmill is better.

 

[John Boy]

Down at the seafront, anyone been? is it any good?

It's alright

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Yeah, it was shite.

I'm not regular golf player, I just want to keep myself entertained so I've decided to go down there tommorow and play.

 

[Easy 10]

The one at Hove is gash though. Babies course.

 

[Easy 10]

Actually, the only redeeming feature of the one at Hove is that someone has changed the sign so it says BITCH and putt.

Well, it amused me.

 

[Safeway]

Not sure you should be spunking your cash on crazy golf, you work-shy BASTARD.

 

[Scotty Mac]

crazy golf is a lot better

shouldnt you be job hunting

 

[Basil Fawlty]

crazy golf is a lot better

shouldnt you be job hunting

Yes I'll be, going to the job centre first thing then down to the seafront.

 

[Frutos]

I'd suggest an NSC Crazy Golf contest, but I suspect it would take 39 years to organise, and then we'd find it too dark to play in any case, assuming people could find the designated course in the first place.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Maybe you could start a new career in the leisure industry...?
(Although September in a south coast town isn't perhaps the best timing for this).

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i once OVERHIT on a hole at hove


thats how shit it is

with a f***ing 7 iron you can OVERHIT

 

[supaseagull]

Sod pitch & put...Go to Benfield golf course...its a 9 hole par 3 average course and it's great for beginners! It also means you can get down to the Hangleton Manor for a swift pint without wasting too much time!!!!

 

[Easy 10]

Hell, with a PITCHING WEDGE I'm having to reel myself in on that one. Its cuffing ridiculous. And the greens are SHIT CENTRAL.

(thats Hove of course. My best 9 at the Benny is 37).

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

rottingdean is the best, probably on earth


that is a complete fact

 

[Da Man Clay]

I play at Brooklands, Not a bad course.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

clayton

when you play at rottingdean you will simply say "brooklands WHO?!"

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

I'd suggest an NSC Crazy Golf contest, but I suspect it would take 39 years to organise, and then we'd find it too dark to play in any case, assuming people could find the designated course in the first place.

The crazy golf on the sea front halfway between the pier and the marina is great fun

 

[Da Man Clay]

clayton

when you play at rottingdean you will simply say "brooklands WHO?!"

Is that the one with the Windmill?