Piers Morgan - What an arse biscuit

[Stat Brother]

I know I'm not saying anything new or original here, but jeeez how is this guy still able to command a wage.

(Feeling the need to justify, as it makes me feel dirty otherwise)
We had to buy The Mail on Sunday, as friends were in it.
With nothing else in the house to read, I stumbled across this bile inducing drivel:-

Piers Morgan: I hate Sir Alex, for one good reason ... | Mail Online

It says plenty about Sir Alex, that Morgan thinks he's above him in a popularity competition.
I imagine this week Morgan will be sticking the boot into Hitler.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

pretty much sums it up for me.

 

[Common as Mook]

I can't stand him either but that article hits the nail on the head

 

[CHAPPERS]

Piers Morgan is a self important prick.

Don't say he isn't because he is.

 

[Slough Seagull]

would expect nothing more from a premiershite glory hunting twat from Sussex...

 

[barney]

good article

 

[Arthritic Toe]

would expect nothing more from a premiershite glory hunting twat from Sussex...

Indeed - he went to Chailey school.

.. and indeed, he is an arse.

 

[mona]

would expect nothing more from a premiershite glory hunting twat from Sussex...

which is the right answer. Must admit that the article made me smile.

Despite growing up in Newick, he not only follows a North London club but prefers Lord's to Hove. Posh tosseur.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

...and he is a bad loser at cricket . He plays for newick 2's and a couple of years ago I got him out to a rank long hop and we exchanged a few pleasantries on the way back to the pavillion.

something like...."f*** off you nonce" or something akin to that

His wife would get it though!!!!

 

[Easy 10]

He is utterly humourless, unless he is cracking the joke. When he once escaped a charge of driving on a motorway hard shoulder because he had acute diarrhoea, I sent him a box of Imodium with a note saying: 'We Gooners knew you were always full of crap, and now we've got the proof.'

All right, it wasn't big, and it wasn't clever, but it was, transparently, a joke. Unfortunately Sir Alex didn't think so.

Yes Piers, I'm AMAZED sir Alex didn't CRACK UP at your hilarious jape there.

 

[Exmouth Seagull]

His real name is Piers Pugh-Morgan.

Not sure why the Pugh got dropped, maybe due to a Trumpton complex?

 

[Skintagain 1983]

Indeed - he went to Chailey school.

.. and indeed, he is an arse.

And then to Lewes Priory... As I recall Piers P-M, Richard Lurcott and Justin Cumberledge were all young Tories...Didn't sit well with the Lewes Rebel Army I can tell you!

 

[Walkers Cajun Squirrel]

That article is almost all right.