Dave the OAP
Well-known member
I understand there is a lovelly picturesque village on the outskirts of Brighton which has lovelly houses, a beautiful Church and a crystal clear blue pond where ducks frolic and children can paddle without fear of being covered in shit and toxic waste.
This is just an innocent enquiry to see if anyone wants to join me in a picnic around this lovelly area sometime in ...say late April.
we can all bring mobile BBQ's and have a really jolly time.
BTW, we must not in any way pull up the roses of the local residents or urinate in their gardens as there is a village cafe with toilets next door.
Your children will also be able to see the free range chickens and the farm shop and there is ample parking outside the shop, which I am sure you be happy to know allows 7 abreast parking.
Across a small dual carriage way you will find there is a very friendly hostelry called the Rabid Fat Intransigent Nimby - or Swann in short, which sells all sorts of intoxication liquor, available at very cheap prices.
can I take a straw poll and see who would care to participate
This is just an innocent enquiry to see if anyone wants to join me in a picnic around this lovelly area sometime in ...say late April.
we can all bring mobile BBQ's and have a really jolly time.
BTW, we must not in any way pull up the roses of the local residents or urinate in their gardens as there is a village cafe with toilets next door.
Your children will also be able to see the free range chickens and the farm shop and there is ample parking outside the shop, which I am sure you be happy to know allows 7 abreast parking.
Across a small dual carriage way you will find there is a very friendly hostelry called the Rabid Fat Intransigent Nimby - or Swann in short, which sells all sorts of intoxication liquor, available at very cheap prices.
can I take a straw poll and see who would care to participate
