Phrases you are most likely to hear during the World Cup

[TSB]

"And England are out on penalties"

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

Togo nil.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"and it's a disappointing start for England, they'll have to do better than that to qualify"

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

"The banker really likes you today"

(well 'Deal or No Deal' will still be going on during the World Cup!)

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

and rooney goes down
he's signalling to the bench
he's holding his foot

 

[Dez]

....and the Germans are through on penalties.....again

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

Germany v Poland
Motson- Of course this could be seen as a grudge match
















No shit sherlock

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Germany v Poland
Motson- Of course this could be seen as a grudge match
















No shit sherlock

 

[Wardy]

From my misses when we go out in the semi-final to Braizl........

It is only a game

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Rasiak knocks England out of the world cup

 

[brighton2win]

"crouch scores!"

 

[dougdeep]

"Another pint over here landlord"

 

[Bakesy]

"I see Doug's pissed again..........what time's kickoff?"

 

[dougdeep]

I see Doug's pissed again..........what time is kickoff?

I haven't had a drink since Saturday actually, I've taken a week off.

 

[Bakesy]

I haven't had a drink since Saturday actually, I've taken a week off.

The lull before the storm?

 

[pasty]

Ring ring, ring ring, ring ring

Hello ?

(Croaky voice) "Oh hi *insert bosses name here*, I've got really bad hayfever this morning, I don't think I'll be able to make it into the office today"

 

[ali jenkins]

"Bollocks!! that was a wast of £20!"

 

[Rangdo]

For fucks sake Neville.