Peter canning day!!!!

[Big Rob]

come on everyone, lets make this a Pete canning day, let all show him how much we love, care and respect the greatest ever supporter this club has ever seen, This man derseves all the hugs and kisses we are brave enough to give him. SIR CANNING

 

[fatboy]

In the taxman's fridge.....

 

[junior]

Who is Peter Canning?

I was at Crewe a few weeks ago and there was this massive fat piss head sat next to me,and people kept singing peter canning songs at him!

Wierd i thought.

 

[Al Bion]

Who is Peter Canning?

I was at Crewe a few weeks ago and there was this massive fat piss head sat next to me

That sounds like him

 

[El Presidente]

Who is Peter Canning?

I was at Crewe a few weeks ago and there was this massive fat piss head sat next to me,and people kept singing peter canning songs at him!

Wierd i thought.

Did has face have an uncanny resemblence to the moon, only with slightly more craters? If so you were HONOURED to be near the Taxman

 

[Trigger]

This is he.

 

[Big Rob]

I kiss the the handsome taxman everytime I get the chance, he makes my nipples go hard

 

[The Wookiee]

I kiss the the handsome taxman everytime I get the chance, he makes my nipples go hard

Good to see you back Big Rob

 

[El Presidente]

I was standing next to Canning when we lost at Luton just after Christmas

With half an hour to go, and with us being royally caned, the great man decided to leave the ground and hit the local KFC to "clear it out before the crowds arrive".

Seeing him stagger towards the station an hour later I can safely say that he accomplished his mission.

 

[5 past Kuipers]

Who is Peter Canning?

Even I know the fatty taxman.

 

[Dandyman]

The Cardinal is the guv'nor and I promise you he has started singing.

 

[Statto]

All together now: "The famous Peter Canning went to Rome to see the pope....

 

[Trigger]

All together now: "The famous Peter Canning went to Rome to see the pope....

And this is what he said......

 

[Uncle Buck]

And this is what he said......

Put your trousers on....


Is he still trying to sell a mattress in the Carlisle area?

Also due to him I can never drink Fanta from a bottle again.

 

[Taxman]

come on everyone, lets make this a Pete canning day, let all show him how much we love, care and respect the greatest ever supporter this club has ever seen, This man derseves all the hugs and kisses we are brave enough to give him. SIR CANNING

So what day is Peter Canning day?

 

[Trigger]

Re: Re: Peter canning day!!!!

So what day is Peter Canning day?

It'll have to be a Monday so we can declare a national holiday.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Re: Re: Peter canning day!!!!

So what day is Peter Canning day?

It is being tied up with when he wins fan of the year award and the release of his memoirs;

Tear Gas and Taxmen

A Cardinals Tale

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Re: Re: Peter canning day!!!!

So what day is Peter Canning day?

Everyday is Peter Canning day in my little world.

 

[Harold]

Peter Canning day has got to be a home match day surely. It'll knock scarf day into a cocked hat. The whole of Withers singing 'Pete Canning My Lord...' as he takes the wobbly walk to his seat! Quality.

Can't wait. May have to visit the lavs when it's the turn of 'Brighton, passion like fire' though. Does my head in.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Peter Canning day has got to be a home match day surely. It'll knock scarf day into a cocked hat. The whole of Withers singing 'Pete Canning My Lord...' as he takes the wobbly walk to his seat! Quality.

Can't wait. May have to visit the lavs when it's the turn of 'Brighton, passion like fire' though. Does my head in.

I quite agree, frigged if Im twirling a bloody scarf round my head for 90 minutes, but the thought of twirling the greatest living member of HMRC staff round my head ala Torville and Dean makes my winkle go all hard!



Vote Canning!