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pompeydel

New member
May 27, 2004
531
West Sussex
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER

8:15 - Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8:30 - Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday.
8:45 - Breakfast in bed: freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants. Open
presents: expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner.
9:15 - Soothing hot bath with Frangipani bath oil.
10:00 - Light work out at club with sexy, funny, personal trainer.
10:30 - Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
12:00 - Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.
12:45 - Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 17 pounds.
1:00 - Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
3:00 - Nap
4:00 - Three dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from "Secret
Admirer."
4:15 - Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle
hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
5:30 - Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe. Parade before full
length mirror.
7:30 - Candle-lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
received from other diners/dancers.
10:00 - Hot shower (alone).
10:50 - Carried to bed (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
11:00 - Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
11:15 - Fall asleep in his big strong arms.


THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM

6:00 - Alarm
6:15 - Blow job
6:30 - Massive satisfying shit while reading the Sports section.
7:00 - Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by
naked,buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler.
7:30 - Limo arrives
7:45 - Several beers en-route to airport.
9:15 - Flight in personal Lear Jet and renew Mile High Club membership with
all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers.
9:30 - Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route).
9:45 - Play front nine - 2 under.
11:45 - Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 - Blow job.
12:30 - Play back nine - 4 under.
2:15 - Limo back to the airport (several bourbons).
2:30 - Fly to Bahamas.
3:30 - Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who
also bend over a lot displaying growlers.
4:30 - Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs.) - on light tackle.
5.00 - Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over,
naturally).
6:45 - Shit, Shower and Shave.
7:00 - Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated.
7:30 - Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet
steak followed by Ice-cream served on a big pair of tits.
9:00 - Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you
watch football game.
9:30 - Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies...some bending
over).
11:00 - Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer.
11:30 - A night cap blow job.
11:45 - In bed alone.
11:50 - A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces dog to leave
the room.
11:51 - Laugh yourself to sleep.
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