People you have met with amusing/unfortunate names

[swiss tony]

I had a university lecturer called Robin Hood. Vindictive parents.

I had a friend at university called Doug Field. Still brings a smile to my face ten years later.

Whilst working in the travel industry I was often dealing with complaints from customers with unbelievable names. One of the most memorable was a dutch gentleman who went by the name of Willem Fookinrood. I shit ye not.

Also had a Mrs Hunt-Cook who was a right mithering fanny. I once "accidentally" sent a letter to her with the first letters of her double barrelled name inverted.

 

[John Boy]

I live next to the Pratts

 

[The Orange Seagull]

Has anyone met Mike Hunt? or his mate Phil McCraic?

 

[Bob!]

or the Irish gays

Patrick Fitzedward

&

Edward Fitzpatrick

 

[Beach Hut]

Has anyone met Mike Hunt? or his mate Phil McCraic?

Mike Hunt - one of the greatest ever jokes in "Porkies"

Happy days

 

[Yorkie]

Whilst working for Yorkshire Electricity there were several customers with funny names

Mr P Ennis

Mr Richard Head

in Leeds - Martina Navratilova (changed by deed poll)

and in Huddersfield - Worzel Gummidge who then changed his name to The Occupier (again by deed poll)

 

[The Orange Seagull]

Or the author of the book-"How I fell of a cliff and lived to tell the tale".................................Eileen Dover!

 

[sullyupthewing]

I used to know a Paul Nurse (penis)

 

[John Boy]

I've read somewhere that there were two twins in the same class, Paul and Andrew Ness.

When the teacher read out the register, he said,
A. Ness
P. Ness

 

[The Orange Seagull]

I've read somewhere that there were two twins in the same class, Paul and Andrew Ness.

When the teacher read out the register, he said,
A. Ness
P. Ness

Were they in the same class as R.Sole?

 

[skintboy]

I know a Mrs K.P.Smith,and an Ivor Hardon.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

There is a guy where I work called Dick Glover.

 

[saafend_seagull]

this one always made me laugh- Dick Bustin , someone at my last job, and was call centre for powergen and we had to give out our full name when answering the phone.

 

[Juan Albion]

One of my set books for next term includes an article by a guy named Mustafa Koc.

 

[sully]

I knew a girl who's mum was P E Hall. We called her Jim.

And I once came across a Chris Moss at a meeting many years ago. Someone had to check everyone was in agreement, and said "Happy, Chris Moss?"

 

[Marc]

when in shop work some lady paid by cheque, her name:

Wanna Spark

I kid you not

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

I knew a girl who's mum was P E Hall. We called her Jim.

And I once came across a Chris Moss at a meeting many years ago. Someone had to check everyone was in agreement, and said "Happy, Chris Moss?"

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

I work with A Cheese!

 

[chips and gravy]

I knew a guy called Russell Sprout

My Mrs also went to school with a Cherry Tart and a Cannon Ball (it's cheating though coz she's American!)

 

[Soul Finger]

Fanny Batter