People who don't pick up their dogs' shit....

[16bha]

I need some ideas please!!

The pavement outside my house is constantly peppered with turds, where inconsiderate owners can't be arsed to pick it up.

Would like some suggestions please as what i should do, if and when I catch the culprits!

Applying extreme pain is last resort, but humiliating them in a major way would seem an attractive outcome!!

 

[Conkers]

Find out where they live and then take a huge DUMP on their front porch.
That'll show 'em.

 

[oldalbiongirl]

Its getting worse and worse. Lazy dog owners. I remember going to France years ago and thinking that it was full of it but its just as bad here now. I always say if I catch the owners who let their dogs do it, I will be following them and posting it through their letter box. What the hell is wrong with these people? Ooooh just realised you touched a nerve!

 

[Justice]

People who don't pick up their dogs' shit.... should be made to eat it

 

[The Modfather]

Follow them home and post it through there letterbox.

 

[Philzo-93]

Put it in a paper bag and follow them home. Light up said paper bag and ring the bell. Run. Hide. Watch them stamp out their own dog's shit!

 

[oldalbiongirl]

Follow them home and post it through there letterbox.

We seem to be on the same wavelength.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

My Brother in law caught a guy who let his dog poop outside his house and not pick it up...,.brother in law picked it up in his bare hands and wiped them down the guys coat and told him...."I've got to go and and wash my hands....you've got to walk home in a shit covered coat, then told him next time it would be in his face......mind you 6'3" and just as wide I don't think many would have argued with him

 

[Weststander]

A guy was doing this in Ovingdean, ie not clearing up his dog's crap.
No surprise, he would allow this to happen earlyish in the morning or later in the evening, when not many people about.

So, someone shovelled it onto the owners doorstep a couple of times, they soon got the message, and stopped their scummy and lazy little habit.

 

[raymondbriggs]

I need some ideas please!!

The pavement outside my house is constantly peppered with turds, where inconsiderate owners can't be arsed to pick it up.

Would like some suggestions please as what i should do, if and when I catch the culprits!

Applying extreme pain is last resort, but humiliating them in a major way would seem an attractive outcome!!

As a kid we used to put bangers inside dog shit piles and wait for the culprit to walk back,guess the fuse time and light the banger as they near.
Dog shit splatter from the explosion will put the bastards off letting the mutts foul your doorstep.
But don't try this with me,my Springer wont even crap on footpaths through fields.He has been trained(it was easy) to only crap in the rough.

 

[wunt be druv]

Find out where they live and then take a huge DUMP on their front porch.
That'll show 'em.

I did exactly that,some ignorant bastard used to let his scabby mangy mutt crap outside Druv Towers on a daily basis,despite myself and Mrs.Wunt be Druv asking him to clean it up.I decided to follow him to where he lived and one night whilst under the influence of a very large amount of ale and doner kebab vacated my bowels on his garden path,I rang his doorbell and showed him my handiwork,it did the trick and so far no more turds have issued forth from the dogs backside,and he even says hello when he passes by!

 

[The Birdman]

Professional dog walkers are problem they have up to six dogs sometimes and don't clean up after them which they are being paid for and should do the job properly.

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Should be made to eat it off the floor where said "woof woof " emptied its guts !!!
In fact I would pay to see that !!

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What makes me angry is why some twats blame the animal !! WTF

 

[nomoremithras4me]

Dirty f***ing bastards, get out there and give it large if you see them. That is unless they or their dog are bigger than you, in which case take a great big f*** off baseball bat or carrier bag depending on your demeanour! Dirty wankers

 

[sydney]

put a pair of marigolds on and launch the poo poo at them..........people who leave their dog shit on the ground are actually quite disgusting.

 

[hitony]

I did exactly that,some ignorant bastard used to let his scabby mangy mutt crap outside Druv Towers on a daily basis,despite myself and Mrs.Wunt be Druv asking him to clean it up.I decided to follow him to where he lived and one night whilst under the influence of a very large amount of ale and doner kebab vacated my bowels on his garden path,I rang his doorbell and showed him my handiwork,it did the trick and so far no more turds have issued forth from the dogs backside,and he even says hello when he passes by!

This really did make me lol

Oh and well done as I like many others on here, think it's disgusting!

 

[Silk]

It's not like it takes much effort to pick it up. Then there are the weirdos who actually do bag it up, but then chuck the bag in a tree or bush. What's the point in that?

 

[Tiptop24]

Cheap fuckers. No need for any fancy poop bags, just get a box of sandwich bags and you're golden.

I have varying thoughts on how to treat dog shit on my land, depending on the day.

1. I don't care - the rain will wash it away.
2. Slightly annoyed - I always pick mine up, why can't you. I curse you out loud.
3. Very annoyed - my dog sniffed/ stepped in your dogs mess. I hope my dog kicks the shit out of your dog, while you scream like a fairy and I stand there cock proud.
4. Extremely annoyed - I step in it. I will throw my shoe at you and follow up with a swift kick in the balls.
5. Mentally annoyed - I dirty Sanchez you with you dogs matter, take a picture and post it on every social media channel possible, including things ending in "xter". During the sanche zing my dog bites your testicles.

I have only ever made stage 4.

 

[jevs]

Of course there is a second type of offender, the one who picks it up then just throws the bag o turds at the foot of a tree or besides a bench. Some people even go to the trouble of tying the bag to a branch or something.

Now that does make me angry.

 

[screamadelica]

I need some ideas please!!

The pavement outside my house is constantly peppered with turds, where inconsiderate owners can't be arsed to pick it up.

Would like some suggestions please as what i should do, if and when I catch the culprits!

Applying extreme pain is last resort, but humiliating them in a major way would seem an attractive outcome!!

Do you live in Gosport