Paul Gascoigne

[Jam The Man]

Just finished reading his autobiography.. fascinatingly honest stuff if you fancy splashing out a tenner.

 

[Bobby's Gull]

Am hopefully going to borrow it, off Eddie the Seagull if he will let me, sounds an interesting read from what I've heard.

 

[Beach Hut]

Sounds like a good holiday reading

 

[Braders]

half way through it

its a cracking read

 

[spidey]

Not interested - good footballer, northern twat, pisshead, wife-beater. End of.

 

[Bobby's Gull]

Not interested - good footballer, northern twat, pisshead, wife-beater. End of.

Harsh??

 

[spidey]

Maybe, but probably true.

 

[Brovion]

Phew. When I saw the title of this thread I thought it was going to be someone suggesting that we sign him "He can still do a job in the lower leagues .... wants the money ...... worth a risk ....." It's about this time of year we get the "Should we re-sign Jeff Minton?" threads.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

He clearly has a lot of issues. I read however about his binge drinking when he said he got up in the morning and drank a bottle of whisky in 20 minutes and then often a second bottle before he went training in the morning. Now that is clearly total bullshit as he would be either, dead or in a hospital pretty sharpish.

The fact he thought he could run 3 miles after 2 bottles of whisky shows a lot of what he wrote needs to be taken with a pinch of salt I would say as he has a problem between fantasy and reality.

 

[Lammy]

I would say as he has a problem between fantasy and reality.

So would I if I'd just drank 2 bottles of whisky!

 

[Hiney]

Just finished it - brilliant

 

[Seagulltonian]

Did you see Sky Sports News yesterday? He still thinks he can play a bit and doesn't want to retire just yet, and feels he like to become a coach. Could he do a job for us?

 

[Hiney]

I think he could definately do a job for us but reading the book, it would appear that he needs a fair bit of cash coming in to meet is commitments to his ex-wife. I doubt if we could afford him.

It would be brilliant though

 

[Easy 10]

I think he could definately do a job for us

Maybe in the South Stand burger van. We could do with someone else serving in there cos the queues before kickoff and at half time are ridiculous at times.

 

[Faldo]

Haven't read the book - don't want to give him any beer money.

 

[patchamsmostwanted]

Apparently, Gazza was drinking down the Karma Bar in the Marina on Friday night...

 

[Brovion]

I think he could definately do a job for us but reading the book, it would appear that he needs a fair bit of cash coming in to meet is commitments to his ex-wife. I doubt if we could afford him.

It would be brilliant though

AAAAGGGHHHH! I knew it was only a matter of time! You're talking about someone who last season wasn't good enough for the Chinese 2nd divison or Wolves reserves. Easy's right, we'll give him a call if we need someone to serve the kebabs.