Palarse Fan in Brighton/Worthing

[PriapismBoy]

What would you do if you saw a Palasre fan in Brighton or Worthing

A - Talk to him calmly and Politely and point out the error of his ways.
B - Smash him up.
C - his missus and kick his cat.
D - Other ( Please explain )

 

[Racek]

Right............................

 

[Racek]

And do not answer this if you were to see him in Hastings. The pole would simply not work then.

 

[PriapismBoy]

And do not answer this if you were to see him in Hastings. The pole would simply not work then.

EDIT ok then will extend to all of Sussex

 

[Rookie]

Really

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Woe betide anyone wearing a Palace shirt in the vicinity of Ponce Mohammed Buzzer kids.

 

[Racek]

God bless you.

 

[bhaexpress]

I'd try and guide him back to his Variety Club minibus.

 

[whitelion]

And do not answer this if you were to see him in Hastings. The pole would simply not work then.

What have you got against Poles?

 

[Racek]

What have you got against Poles?

Sorry, they do work well/hard.

 

[Buzzer]

Woe betide anyone wearing a Palace shirt in the vicinity of Ponce Mohammed Buzzer kids.

Quite. I used to give people wearing Palace tops in Brighton or Worthing the absolute dog's abuse but now I just leave it up to my 2 children. Must say it's only ever happened once in Worthing but a few times in Brighton.

There's no need for wearing one, it's taking the piss and anyone who does wear a Palace top in the BHA heartlands is asking for grief.

 

[gripper stebson]

My best mate and his whole family are huge Palace fans. What should I do?

 

[strings]

My best mate and his whole family are huge Palace fans. What should I do?

Shag his missus and kick his cat

 

[manilaseagull]

Jeez it must be half term...

 

[NMH]

Quite. I used to give people wearing Palace tops in Brighton or Worthing the absolute dog's abuse ....

I bet you did, you big tough roughneck you

Was that from the safety of your car perhaps?

 

[grummitts gloves]

Jesus, how can you tell it's the school holidays

 

[Buzzer]

I bet you did, you big tough roughneck you

Was that from the safety of your car perhaps?

No chance. There's still the possibility of them seeing me do it. I much prefer to go home and then play the hard man from behind a keyboard. I've written to the club and Richard Hebbard says that with that kind of attitude I'll be getting a steward's certificate and a hi-viz jacket in no time.

 

[cyanide-sid]

My wife slated me for giving a Palace fan some real grief in Chapmans a couple of years ago, or the Victoria hotel as some like to call it now.

In CHAPMANS FFS. Jesus he would have been linched in the old days by a hundred or more. Then the barman told me to leave.........for intimidating his customers.

I thought ...

Is this what its come to ?

 

[NMH]

No chance. There's still the possibility of them seeing me do it. I much prefer to go home and then play the hard man from behind a keyboard. I've written to the club and Richard Hebbard says that with that kind of attitude I'll be getting a steward's certificate and a hi-viz jacket in no time.

I KNOW, you manbag swingin' metrosexual rods taking on the 'orrid palace mockers for daring to sachet around near your MANOR.
The old patent leather pirelli-style jackets would have the waistline FIRMLY belted in as you fully GRIMACED in the full 'Frank Spencer' at those Bettys! Someones mascara would have to get proper SMUDGED in that grave encounter. There might even be some epithets bandied around with some French "en garde's" thrown in to make the air turn positively BLEU.

Lucky those NUDIE jeans you bought for a bargain £130 are dead TRENDY with an occasional skidmark - though probably not around the seam you sit on.

 

[Woodchip]

School holidays = random posts about violence.

Gotta love the yoof of today.