Palarse caption competition

[Juan Albion]

Caption please for this rather dubious-looking picture.

I hope I'm forgiven for posting a picture of such a nasty football shirt on here.

 

[Wilka]

Some c**t

 

[Simon Morgan]

Mr. Ambrose really starts to lose it having not been fed due to financial constraints for over a week.

 

[Paul Skinback]

"Oh my God i've just scored a 36 yard screamer against Villa in the 5th round of the FA Cup" should win it, non?

 

[FLOG GNAW]

(Insert P**ace players name here) shows how wide his slaggy mum can stretch her Cunt

 

[Two Professors]

Thought they'd got CAC on their shirts.Now I see from the hoardings it's GAC-must be pikey for sh!t

 

[Lewes' best seagull]

So you see, this is how wide my caravan is.

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

"Are you watching, Brighton?"

 

[herbicide]

I have just scored a 30+ yard free-kick against one of the top Premiership sides. I have earned my side a lot of money and increased my value and therefore that of the club by quite a big margin. The goal was televised to the whole country and a packed Selhurst Park witnessed it. We are still in the FA Cup.

Never mind, Seaweed. You scored at home this weekend, didn't you?

 

[Ding Dong !]

ooh chase me, chase me !!

 

[upthealbion1970]

ooh chase me, chase me !!

.... i'll let you catch me

 

[cannedheat]

I have earned my side a lot of money

Do you mean you have earned the administator a small amount of cash.

 

[Jahooli]

It was a superb goal though.

 

[herbicide]

It was a superb goal though.

Have another look...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exVQZTq55JY

 

[wellquickwoody]

I can afford a new tattoo?

Oh, I can't, I haven't been paid yet.

 

[NMH]

2 yard screamer scores 35 yard screamer

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

The promise of being gang raped in the showers after the game sent Ambrose delirious.

 

[Paul Skinback]

The promise of being gang raped in the showers after the game sent Ambrose delirious.

He plays for Palace, not you lot!!

 

[defrocked priest]

Have to admit it was a beautiful goal.

 

[brighton rock]

has the ball come to a stop yet?