Palace to sign 2 attacking signings by 12... apparently (merged)

[Lady Whistledown]

Yannick Bolasie has signed.

Oh blimey. A few minutes ago, I was reading posts from some supposedly ITK Palace fan on Twitter who said fans would be "really excited" about the new signings and that they would "love them". I was starting to worry for a little bit there, thinking you had a couple of stars lined up (wasn't sure HOW you'd manage that, but it was a brief concern).

And then you sign Yannick Bolasie.

Here's today's Countdown Conundrum for you: U D N E R W E H L E M D.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Andre Moritz is the third.

Had a trial at Glasgow Rangers , so signing for Palace would be seen as a step up from MTL L4

 

[leigull]

Haha that's pretty amusing. A Bristol City substitute, a Brazilian no body and a Cardiff substitute. Genius

 

[Giraffe]

Andre Moritz is the third.

To be fair if we signed him, he would be described as a flair signing. Very unproven though. And Rangers didn't think he would be good enough for third division Scottish football....

André Moritz - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[vulture]

why are so many of our fans obsessed with palace its so sad

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

And some Brazillian bloke nobodys ever heard of. Even I'm dissapointed for Palace fans.

Could be their Turienzo

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Had a trial at Glasgow Rangers , so signing for Palace would be seen as a step up from MTL L4

Presumably not deemed good enough for the bottom division of the monkey league then.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

why are so many of our fans obsessed with palace its so sad

We all have our obsessions, vulture...

 

[Acker79]

Andre Moritz is the third.

Isn't that the girl from Kick Ass?

 

[gripper stebson]

André Moritz - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Pretty poor after all this mornings excitement... funny though.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

If we had signed 3 players of that standard it would have taken less than 30 seconds for the "Gus Out Now" thread to materialise on NSC.

 

[Glenn-Murray]

Presumably not deemed good enough for the bottom division of the monkey league then.

Turned them down to "talk to an English club" - us, presumably. No idea who he is, was expecting Bolasie and Blake to be confirmed.

More signings next week. Not bad!

 

[leigull]

[MENTION=8966]George[/MENTION]_Toner would have prefered Matt Done to that guy who can't even get into the Bristol City squad...apparently he's shit #CPFC

LOLZ

 

[terryberry1]

3 "Gems" all at once. I wish i was a Palace fan

 

[gripper stebson]

Andre Moritz is the third.

Is he the brother of Kirk Saint

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Didn't you ASSURE us (because CPFC2010 had told you?) that McCormack was signing - he must be one of them?

That was another Palace poster I believe about a dozen of his posts were highlighted in the RM thread after the announcement RM had signed a 3 year extension at Leeds.

 

[gripper stebson]

Turned them down to "talk to an English club" - us, presumably. No idea who he is, was expecting Bolasie and Blake to be confirmed.

More signings next week. Not bad!

...not great either though.

 

[Mackenzie]

Moritz rhymes with shits.

(just thought I'd contribute)

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Turned them down to "talk to an English club" - us, presumably. No idea who he is, was expecting Bolasie and Blake to be confirmed.

Did he, did he really?