Palace Fan Fitting My Carpets !

[wehatepalace]

Shall I gob in his tea ?

 

[The Large One]

You're being gracious enough to make him tea?

Get him to make his own.

 

[Triggaaar]

Do not take your eyes off him for one second. He could be putting Palace graffiti under the carpets.

 

[wehatepalace]

To be fair, he said that he was jealous of us, now we had our stadium and that he thinks we are going places whilst Palace are stagnant.
His hopes for Palace next season are to not get relegated !

 

[The Large One]

To be fair, he said that he was jealous of us, now we had our stadium and that he thinks we are going places whilst Palace are stagnant.
His hopes for Palace next season are to not get relegated !

In that case, a job where he looks down at the floor and sticks his arse in the air somehow seems appropriate.

 

[TheMajor]

When it comes to paying him, pay him a penny for every pound billed - see how he fecking likes it !

 

[Kumquat]

You could always kill him and bury him under the floorboards. Only problem is that then you'd need someone else to refit the carpets. Have you got a patio?

 

[BensGrandad]

Give him a cup of tea in a Brighton Champions mug just to keep reminding him, which is what I do for all workmen who come to work at my place.

 

[NickBHAFC18]

To be fair, he said that he was jealous of us, now we had our stadium and that he thinks we are going places whilst Palace are stagnant.
His hopes for Palace next season are to not get relegated !

Well at least he is being realistic.

 

[pork pie]

Keep an eye on your valuables!

 

[Falkor]

his going to piss on it and steal ya plasma

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Make him a sandwich and then try to sell it to him for around £30 million, claiming it is the best young sandwich in England.

 

[Badger]

Pay him in vouchers.

 

[Knightsworld]

Make him a sandwich and then try to sell it to him for around £30 million, claiming it is the best young sandwich in England.

30 million, not enough...........

 

[wallington seagull]

When it comes to paying him, pay him a penny for every pound billed - see how he fecking likes it !

This, then gob in his tea!

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

If he's making slow progress, scream "FFS HURRY" at him.

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

stand over him the whole time he is in your house with a fire extinguisher at the ready

 

[swindonseagull]

ask if he takes Groupon? you might get 2 carpet fitters for the price of one, get the job done quicker and therefore out of your house quicker.....

Will take a while for the smell to dissipate though

 

[sydney]

set light to his van...!

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I never imagined Man of Harveys was a carpet fitter.