Overly cheerful people on very early morning London trains

[00snook]

Really really get my goat!

Today is not going to be a good day.

 

[brunswick]

miserable people on trains really get my goat.

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Are you guys sitting next to each other?

 

[gripper stebson]

Top Tip. Replace the SMS alert sound on your phone with the camera click sound to make the morning commute an edgy, paranoid affair.

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[bhafc99]

Maybe you're not on the same 'line' as them, nudge nudge.

 

[00snook]

You can't tell who is miserable tho, as they just sit quietly.

The happy people talk loudly, laugh and smile.

There is nothing to smile about on the 0510 Portsmouth to Waterloo train I can assure you.

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Really really get my goat!

Today is not going to be a good day.

Excuse me, you're in my seat (said with reservation in hand).

 

[bennibenj]

Really really get my goat!

Today is not going to be a good day.

hi, super morning to you, uber uber uberness on this train

chin, chin

kidding, im sitting on the sofa with my kids watching noddy, dont work thursdays

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Toe treaders are worse, on average my toes are trod on 10x more than the other way around.

 

[Simster]

Toe treaders are worse, on average my toes are trod on 10x more than the other way around.

Are you a GIRL?

Why do women always exclaim a ridiculously implausibly loud OWWW! when you so much as brush their foot accidentally on the train?

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Are you a GIRL?

Why do women always exclaim a ridiculously implausibly loud OWWW! when you so much as brush their foot accidentally on the train?

Do you get paid to brush the train floor or just like things tidy?

 

[00snook]

Excuse me, you're in my seat (said with reservation in hand).

Let's not go down that route again.

I love trains.

 

[tubaman]

Let's not go down that route again.

I love trains.

I love getting off trains if you are at the right destination.

 

[00snook]

I love getting off trains if you are at the right destination.

Well well tubaman, i'm game if you are.

Perhaps today's gonna turn out alright after all.

 

[bennibenj]

Really really get my goat!

Today is not going to be a good day.

Just for you buddy

 

[00snook]

Just for you buddy

Ha ha.

Brilliant.

 

[Bozza]

Are you a GIRL?

Why do women always exclaim a ridiculously implausibly loud OWWW! when you so much as brush their foot accidentally on the train?

They're telling you to lay off the chocolate Sim. Heed the advice.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

You can't tell who is miserable tho, as they just sit quietly.

The happy people talk loudly, laugh and smile.

There is nothing to smile about on the 0510 Portsmouth to Waterloo train I can assure you.

Commuting is a ritual. I am happy to talk for a few minutes, usually from Shoreham to Hove, then it's reading til Haywards Heath and sleep til London Bridge - has nothing to do with being happy or not - I'm on auto-pilot. When you see the same people twice a day, every day, there's not much left to chat about.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

I was of a joyful disposition this morning as commuted from my home to work. I left the house walked the twenty yards to my tractor, my young border collie galavanting around, and we started the arduous task of feeding the animals. Its blissful as the sun begins to burn through the low cloud, a bit chilly but nice and dry. I apologize to any of heavily pregnant ewes if they do not feel the same level of invigoration on such a wonderful morn.

Sod all this train malarkey.