"Our daughter hates football, what was he thinking!!!"

[Wozza]

Okay, whose wife is running this eBay auction!?!

 

[RM-Taylor]

 

[Da Man Clay]

 

[Wilka]

That Child should be forced to be an Albion fan

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

 

[Mr Banana]

Is it wrong to be judgemental about an apparently illiterate woman called Sharmain?

 

[Timbo]

What a crap shirt. Can you really buy that in the club shop?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Who wants to imply they want their daughter to grow up to be shagging around with footballers on planes anyway? They might as well sell "When I grow up, I'll be on the game!" t-shirts.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Surely there's nowt wrong with hating football and being a footballer's wife? At least one of the Albion spouses falls into that category.

 

[Basil Fawlty]