One for the ladies.

[Taybha]

You dimwit its Feb the 14th and youve forgotten to buy her flowers and the texaco garage is shut! what do you do? CLICK THIS FOR INSTANT AHHHHHHHHHS he loves me.

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[Janbha]

I was just listening to that Tay, Thank you, great choice

 

[Taybha]

Kyn el it works

 

[defrocked priest]

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Taybha, may I recommend this song.

 

[Taybha]

Thanks for that old chum totty says she almost believes in the sweet baby jesus after listening to it but the juices didnt flow.

 

[defrocked priest]

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This should get her wet.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Bollocks its Valentines Day Saturday

Any ideas what I should get her?

 

[Taybha]

Bollocks its Valentines Day Saturday

Any ideas what I should get her?

just as well i did the thread then! totty asks how old is she?

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

just as well i did the thread then! totty asks how old is she?

And I thank you so so much

16, same age as me

 

[Taybha]

Rod just dosnt do it for her. Well rod stewart anyhow

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Rod just dosnt do it for her. Well rod stewart anyhow

Been there done that

 

[Taybha]

2 x tickets Brighton v Carlisle. and some of these.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

2 x tickets Brighton v Carlisle. and some of these.

Or just the Brighton tickets

Oddly I was thinking the tickets- can't say she'd be impressed though

 

[defrocked priest]

Don't forget one of these.

 

[Taybha]

How about you go to the game with her and at half time say im just going for a slash hun,nip off to the announcers box grab your roses bubbly and engagement ring get the announcer to call her down on to the pitch and pop the Q ? and be prepared to take plenty of stick from the 5 or 6 nsc users that do actualy go to the games..

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

How about you go to the game with her and at half time say im just going for a slash hun,nip off to the announcers box grab your roses bubbly and engagement ring get the announcer to call her down on to the pitch and pop the Q ? and be prepared to take plenty of stick from the 5 or 6 nsc users that do actualy go to the games and not just pretend they do.

Marriageat 16

 

[defrocked priest]

This could be you Sir Doug.

 

[Taybha]

thats the idea,she will obviously turn you down but it will give the impression your a caring chap,that didnt just take her to the footy on valentines day.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

This could be you Sir Doug.

I can't see it its a small red box

thats the idea,she will obviously turn you down but it will give the impression your a caring chap,that didnt just take her to the footy on valentines day.

You really have thought this through haven't you?

 

[Taybha]

Just make sure you shave on the day ok