Olympic parade - utter cack

[Aldridge Prior]

I've just got back. It was good to see our Olympic heroes again. Andy Murray, Craig Bellamy and Bradley Wiggins all waved directly AT me when I waved at them.

 

[Bold Seagull]

I've just got back. It was good to see our Olympic heroes again. Andy Murray, Craig Bellamy and Bradley Wiggins all waved directly AT me when I waved at them.

Have you had a fall or banged your head?

 

[drew]

Ha Ha

 

[perry digweed]

Andy Murray?! Isn't he in the US getting ready for his final later?

 

[martyn20]

I've just got back. It was good to see our Olympic heroes again. Andy Murray, Craig Bellamy and Bradley Wiggins all waved directly AT me when I waved at them.

You must have amazing eyesight to have seen Andy Murray very well done.

 

[Bold Seagull]

Andy Murray?! Isn't he in the US getting ready for his final later?

Not to mention Bradley Wiggins right now on his bike on Stage 2 of the Tour of Britain!

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Jessica Ennis definitely stood on my side of the float and had a TMLS I love you tshirt on.

 

[Bad Ash]

Andy Murray?! Isn't he in the US getting ready for his final later?

I believe everyone he mentioned is busy doing other things.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

By pure coincidence I've just posted a similar 'joke' on an Anti Andy Murray thread. That's that screwed then...

At least the OP's avatar is accurate.

 

[Manx Shearwater]

His user name is Aldrige Prior.

Come on people, do keep up.

 

[martyn20]

I believe everyone he mentioned is busy doing other things.

And without these 3 it's cack?

 

[perry digweed]

I believe everyone he mentioned is busy doing other things.

Oh I see... very funny.

 

[The Large One]

Jessica Ennis definitely stood on my side of the float and had a TMLS I love you tshirt on.

Yeah, but Anne Widdecombe and Bonnie Langford have one of those too.

 

[Hiney]

Jessica Ennis definitely stood on my side of the float and had a TMLS I love you tshirt on.

I bet she didn't show you the 'I love Hiney' embroidered into the gusset of her pants

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

When exactly does the Olympics start?

TNBA

TTF

 

[Diego Napier]

I bet she didn't show you the 'I love Hiney' embroidered into the gusset of her pants

She tried to but it's worn away.....

 

[Hillian1]

When exactly does the Olympics start?

TNBA

TTF

About 4 years time.

 

[8ace]

Helen Skelton just flashed her knickers at me.

 

[Tooting Gull]

The 'alternative view'...

Bloody volunteers. If this motley collection of students and Surrey 'ladies who lunch' desperate for a free pair of Adidas trainers and a purple polo shirt hadn't been such work-shy fops for seven weeks over the summer and got their hands dirty with some proper low-paid graft, maybe the economy wouldn't be in such a sh*te state...

What?

 

[Saint Lennard]

I bet she didn't show you the 'I love Hiney' embroidered into the gusset of her pants

Ah I wondered why she wears those ones back to front. Still the camels toe brings a smile to her face......and everyone elses.