Old joke du jour....

[CHAPPERS]

What's Irish and spends all summer in the garden??














Paddy O'Furniture

 

[Hungry Joe.]

What do you call 2 Spanish Firemen?


Hose A & Hose B


That doesn't really work written down does it?

 

[CHAPPERS]

What's brown and sticky?






A stick.

 

[Kev the Ape]

a great joke.

a blonde is playing golf. she tees off, then watches in horror as the ball hits a group of men at the next hole. she rushes over to find one of them writhing in agony, with his hands clasped at his crotch. embarassed to see where she's hit him, the blonde says: "dont worry, i'm a trained physio and i know the exact medical procedure for this kind of injury". she manages to ease his hands away from his groin, loosen his trousers, slip her hand inside and soothingly massage his crotch.
"there". she says after a few minutes massaging, "does it feel better yet?"
"it feels great", says the bloke, but my thumb still hurts like mad".

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Ok, you asked for it Chappers, my favourite joke of all time....

How can you tell if you're in bed with an elephant?

By the big 'E' on his pyjama jacket.

 

[kevinsmith]

Q : Whats Brown,hot and Steamy and comes out of Cows.

A : The Isle of White Ferry

 

[Hungry Joe.]

that doesn't work written down either, well done Sir.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Ok, you asked for it Chappers, my favourite joke of all time....

How can you tell if you're in bed with an elephant?

By the big 'E' on his pyjama jacket.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Why did the monkey fall our of the tree?

It was dead.

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Whats grey, sits at the end of the bed and takes the piss?





A kidney dialysis machine...

 

[Northstander]

 

[Brovion]

Q - What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A - A cloud.

 

[CHAPPERS]

VR's greatest...

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?



Roberto.

 

[Level 42]

Q : Whats Brown,hot and Steamy and comes out of Cows.

A : The Isle of White Ferry

That should be Cowes and Wight.

 

[zefarelly]

man goes to the Doctor . . . . .Doc, I've got a piece of lettuce sticking from my arse, Doc says, 'I'd best have a look then' . . . patient drops his trolleys and bends over, the DOc says, ooh that looks pretty painful, patient says, thats just the tip of the iceberg

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Two men in a pub watching a dog by the fire merrily lick it's balls. One says "I wish I could do that"
The other says "Give him a biscuit and he might let you"

 

[Northstander]

Wot about this little lady and "Eighth Wonder!"

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Re: Wot about this little lady and "Eighth Wonder!"

that's the best one yet! Have been drinking Squire?

 

[Northstander]

HAHAHAH!!!!!

WRONG THREAD!!!!!

 

[scarby]

youngsters up north i trying to get their kicks in a different way, now they are crushing ecstacy tablets up and injecting them into their mouths..................







its called E BY GUM!